Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

blackstallion21 · Feb 1, 2011

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ima6uldv8 said:
On the roof of a high rise building at night where I did security.

daymn, i wish i could have joined you to watch!

Guest · Feb 1, 2011

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blackstallion21 · Feb 2, 2011

TMKelley76 said:
This happened a couple years ago while we were at my mother in law's place for the holidays... My MIL is annoyingly frugal and cuts off the heat to certain rooms to save money. SO, my wife and I stayed not in what had once been her room, but my sister in law's room (SIL lived nearby with her husband). Next morning, wife gets up to shower, I'm awaiting around, get a little curious, so I start opening a couple drawers. SIL hadn't lived there for a couple years, but still had some clothes, the kind of stuff you leave behind when you go to college, that sort. Right in the top drawer, found what I'd been hoping for... Panties. Clean white and folded. Virginal. Typical cotton everyday stuff, SIL like wife is way too prude around mother to let her see thongs and such (which I know from observation SIL likes). Always had a thing for SIL, skinny, cute, couple years younger than wife, hold a pair up, sniff, and oh, yes, delicious musk, although clean I could still totally smell pussy on them. Got me so hard so fast I couldn't help it: whipped out my cock and started beating it to SIL's pussy scent, with my wife coming back at any moment. When I felt about to cum I realized I had nothing to cum in, hadn't planned this, so, yup, busted a big load right in SIL's panties. Folded them neatly and put them back. WHat the hell else could I do?

THIS is too funny! - Great Post! Glad you had fun!

blackstallion21 · Feb 2, 2011

blackstallion21 said:
and bayou and malestroem... GREAT places... I want to do it on a bus surrounded by ppl! (not watching me of course... just the thought of getting caught is enough for me)

bump...

MotoGuy2 · Feb 3, 2011

I have masterbated while flying solo in a Pitts S1S biplane at 150 mph - for you that do not know what that is - a single-place open cockpit biplane. Why did I do it? Cause I was horny of course and could not wait till I landed.

DonQuixoteindfw · Feb 3, 2011

Once I jacked off once at night on the weather deck of a US Navy warship underway off the coast of Iran.

Vail_Indigo · Feb 3, 2011

um...lets see...a closet at a friend's place

DonQuixoteindfw · Feb 3, 2011

Vail_Indigo said:
um...lets see...a closet at a friend's place

Were you watching the friend have sex?

gothic_nymph · Feb 3, 2011

at work
in my car

blackstallion21 · Feb 3, 2011

MotoGuy2 said:
I have masterbated while flying solo in a Pitts S1S biplane at 150 mph - for you that do not know what that is - a single-place open cockpit biplane. Why did I do it? Cause I was horny of course and could not wait till I landed.

WOW This is BOLD and Daring! I wish I had the BALLS to do this! It's bad enough getting me ON a plane... Let alone Jerkin My Gurkin WHILE FLYING THE PLANE!!!! You'll be able to tell this story until you die! That's Wild! (turn that into a story! You'll be surprised how many people will comment on it!)

DonQuixoteindfw said:
Once I jacked off once at night on the weather deck of a US Navy warship underway off the coast of Iran.

This is another - Almost "Once in a Life Time" shots! That would be Awesome!

Vail_Indigo said:
um...lets see...a closet at a friend's place

Done it! Can't say it was the most fun place to do it, but the deed had to be done in a pinch!

DonQuixoteindfw said:
Were you watching the friend have sex?

I can say that I've had an audience ONLY Once! it made the sex SO much more enjoyable!

gothic_nymph said:
at work
in my car

I absolutely Love doing it at work! I had a job at a Hilton Hotel, and I couldn't tell you how many times I did it there! - I also did it on every floor of the high rise of my college (i went to college at an intercity institution) in every bathroom! It was a personal goal! - and what chronic masturbator hasn't done it in the car?

GREAT RESPONSES GUYS N DOLLS!!! KEEP EM CUMMIN! (full pun intended!)

blackstallion21 · Feb 3, 2011

blackstallion21 said:
WOW This is BOLD and Daring! I wish I had the BALLS to do this! It's bad enough getting me ON a plane... Let alone Jerkin My Gurkin WHILE FLYING THE PLANE!!!! You'll be able to tell this story until you die! That's Wild! (turn that into a story! You'll be surprised how many people will comment on it!)

This is another - Almost "Once in a Life Time" shots! That would be Awesome!

Done it! Can't say it was the most fun place to do it, but the deed had to be done in a pinch!

I can say that I've had an audience ONLY Once! it made the sex SO much more enjoyable!

I absolutely Love doing it at work! I had a job at a Hilton Hotel, and I couldn't tell you how many times I did it there! - I also did it on every floor of the high rise of my college (i went to college at an intercity institution) in every bathroom! It was a personal goal! - and what chronic masturbator hasn't done it in the car?

GREAT RESPONSES GUYS N DOLLS!!! KEEP EM CUMMIN! (full pun intended!)

BUMP!!!!!!

blackstallion21 · Feb 3, 2011

bump bump bump

baby turn around and let me see that sexy thread go... bump bump bump!

Samm20 · Feb 4, 2011

The ocean while bottomless(it was sexy. But I stupidly let go and lost my bottoms

blackstallion21 · Feb 4, 2011

for real? you let go? that is funny!

Samm20 · Feb 4, 2011

Yeah the mood hit and thankfully there was only like 4 other people on the beach at the time. But yes I lost my bikini bottoms in the ocean. I am happy that it was also at the start of summer before there where kids at the beach. That could have been bad

blackstallion21 · Feb 4, 2011

Samm20 said:
Yeah the mood hit and thankfully there was only like 4 other people on the beach at the time. But yes I lost my bikini bottoms in the ocean. I am happy that it was also at the start of summer before there where kids at the beach. That could have been bad

Yes ma'am it could've been REALLY bad! but it is what it is... it's a memory you'll have for ever!

EvilLibrarian · Feb 4, 2011

I've been seeing a guy on and off for a little while and we keep having sex at his friends' houses. I think it's hilarious and fun. Not particularly crazy but we are getting a reputations and no one is going to let us sleep over anymore or else they are going to require us to bring our own sheets.

Samm20 · Feb 4, 2011

blackstallion21 said:
Yes ma'am it could've been REALLY bad! but it is what it is... it's a memory you'll have for ever!

It is a memory a funny but naughty one I guess

Jamesricho · Feb 4, 2011

Under a bridge with a busy motorway overhead...

blackstallion21 · Feb 5, 2011

wow that last one is hot! especially if the road was busy!!!

BUMP

jessienet · Feb 5, 2011

I've also done the bus/plane/train thing - lots of fun but can be a little tricky to pull off without getting caught in a compromising position.

blackstallion21 · Feb 6, 2011

You're Exactly Right!

Gettin caught with your proverbial "Dick in your hand" isn't fun... but the thrill is MY DRIVING FACTOR!

thechiv · Feb 6, 2011

Probably in my car while driving down the highway late at night. It started as a way to stay awake, but quickly developed into quite a bit more.

blackstallion21 · Feb 6, 2011

thechiv said:
Probably in my car while driving down the highway late at night. It started as a way to stay awake, but quickly developed into quite a bit more.

WELL AT LEAST you didn't fall asleep! LOL

thechiv · Feb 6, 2011

blackstallion21 said:
WELL AT LEAST you didn't fall asleep! LOL

Yea, thankfully I made it home in one piece. I saw to a certain problem as soon I got in.

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