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ROFLMAO!!!!center_stage said:--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Last Semester American History Professor,
The North won the war and it ended in 1865.
Sincerely,
The only student who caught your mistake.
TBKahuna123 said:ROFLMAO!!!!
TheDivineMsM said:Dear Mom,
Ok, so my life hasn’t been easy on you...Big fucking deal, you do not have to continually remind me of how much a fuck up you think I am, how disgusted you are by my thoughts and choices, and how bad a mother I am because I want to date, and maybe, if I am lucky, even get laid. Just because you are still consumed by the abused set upon you as a child and later by my father...and decided that men suck, doesn’t mean I share your opinion. Yeah, maybe he only wanted my pussy, but did it ever occur to you maybe I just wanted the dick?
I am not evil because I do not believe in your version of God, oh and btw...listening to the nuns pray on the God channel doesn’t make you a good catholic...get off your fucking ass, and go to church if you believe so damn much.
Yes I am glad for the mind and intelligence you gave me....the example you set in perseverance as a single mother, in never giving up, and the exterior I was blessed with….but hey even though you think you were/are...you are not perfect....and even if you think I am not...I am...because I live my own truth, I do not let anyone sway me into convention...and I am perfectly happy being quite content in my unconventional ways. It works for me, are you jealous?
Maybe one day you will drop your dogma, and actually see me for who I am…but who am I kidding, you do see me for who I am and that is why you hate me; because you deem evil what you do not understand. I know if we met on the street you would not give me the time of day, and that’s cool with me man, I don’t need your friendship, but I do need you and your shit off my back. And hey, if you really don’t want to know what I am doing…stop fucking asking me questions…you should know by now I would rather argue with you and tell you the truth, than let you believe a lie about me.
Your wonderful, perfect, perverted, good mother of a daughter…oh and hey I am 36, so really any day is good with me to put the above in to action.
Man I am gonna be here a while...totally cathartic
KokopelliRises said:Dear world (for lack of any better word),
I see that you choose to throw me a curveball today. Okay, I can deal with that, I'm a big girl. Heck, if I'd been thinking I would have seen this coming, but I guess I was hopeful. As they say, hindsight is 20/20. I listened to her reasoning (perfectly reasonable), but it left me wondering: is she trying to protect me or herself? And can we still be friends? I would like very much if I could still be her friend because she is a neat person to hang out with. So many questions....
Sincerely,
KR
P.S. The sooner you (the world) can answer my questions, the better.