REPENT! Confess Your Lit Sins and Ye Shall Be Free!

LusterMunky said:

"A mighty one who will save; He will rejoice over you with gladness. He will quiet you by his love. he will exult over you with loud singing. And He thinketh you give a fantastic blow job."

Heal yourself, Sister.

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RubenesqueAphrodite said:

*pours a little hooch into the holy water and quietly slips out again*

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LusterMunky said:

He has spoken to me, as He spoke to Abraham and Isiah and Moses. And he said all you gurls should show your tits.

Hallelujah, you too can be saved.

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jacktar48 said:

The lost 11th Commandment, after all these years...

Thou shalt show thy TITS.

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LusterMunky said:

Brother Jack, these are the End Times.

The day of the Lord will come like a thief, and then the heavens will pass away with a roar, and the heavenly bodies will be burned up and dissolved, and the earth and the works that are done on it will be exposed, and wimmenfolk will start wearing bras.

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Miss_Cassidy said:

*Kneels...

Bless me Munky for I have sinned: PGing it up with seven different alts.

Am ready to repent. Absolution, much?

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LusterMunky said:

Dear Virgin Cassidy:

Sorry to hear you're such a fucking klutz.

signed,
me

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Miss_Cassidy said:

*attempts to repent with humor:

i'll giggle for you...? i am a klutz. falling down not a problem. worshipping may take some time. <--is that another sin?

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jacktar48 said:

Just fall down and lie there submissively then. The High Priest will do all the rest.

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Miss_Cassidy said:

not even close to a virgin <-- fuck, sin number 3?

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Miss_Cassidy said:

i cannot take serious advice coming from a cat with glasses.

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LusterMunky said:

I soooo wanted a virgin.

Absent that I could go for a tramp.

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LusterMunky said:

Pay no attention to Jack. He's been neutered.

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LusterMunky said:

Pay no attention to Jack. He's been neutered.

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