Massive Grooves
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I rarely argue about you, since I am always right.
well..you sure know how to steam things up
Always?
Steam? I'm slow cooking today. Taking time and being patient.
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Always?
Steam? I'm slow cooking today. Taking time and being patient.
Massive Grooves
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Shit. I just rubbed my eye after dicing a jalapeño.
Honey123
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mostly...
well then you must have plenty of time to tell me if my center is wet enough
Massive Grooves
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I'll just turn the stove to simmer and fuck you on the counter.
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uhmmmm...just wipe off the remaining jalapeño if you intend to stick your fingers in my ass...ok?
Massive Grooves
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already washed my hands six times.
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Another.
I really need a good fuck.
I really need a good fuck.
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I knew you just wanted to eat!
you don't want me to eat?
Just lay back and enjoy it for crying out loud.
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ok..but whatever you do, do not tie up my hands...I need them to moan. *I am Italian, afterall!
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I agree with you about sweet sexy Honey, who could say no to her.....she is so wonderful and f### sexy, JUST LIKE YOU.
But euhmmm since I m a chef love Your cooking and for that fuck, well I m off to bed, welcome to join me.....
But euhmmm since I m a chef love Your cooking and for that fuck, well I m off to bed, welcome to join me.....
Massive Grooves
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ok..but whatever you do, do not tie up my hands...I need them to moan. *I am Italian, afterall!
I figured your hands would be tied up pulling my hair.
Massive Grooves
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I agree with you about sweet sexy Honey, who could say no to her.....she is so wonderful and f### sexy, JUST LIKE YOU.
But euhmmm since I m a chef love Your cooking and for that fuck, well I m off to bed, welcome to join me.....
She is wonderful. I won't say no to her.
Wait, you're a cook?
You may want to stay away from my cooking then. It could be toxic.
Bed is where I want to be.
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thank you and snuggle in
Great
Now just let me slide one of my hands down south on your body and let them 'huggle and snuggle' some other areas too
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Marvelous play of light and shadows and your sexy form.
Yes. I hear harps and I bet the experience would be rapturous
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Mmmmmm.
I wanna trace that tattoo with my fingers and do other things. Mmmmmm....
Also you don't need a 'kiss the cook apron'. The instructions on yours would say much much more. Yum.
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She is wonderful. I won't say no to her.
Wait, you're a cook?
You may want to stay away from my cooking then. It could be toxic.
Bed is where I want to be.
Euhmmm I would not say no to honey either
Yep I m a skinny chef, was a teacher for 15 years in a cooking school in Belgium before we moved to NYC..... than I went back to my first love, restaurant manager.
I would love example your cooking, bet your good ......now for cooking pictures, what about you just in a little apron.....
LOL glad you only touched your eyes after slicing that jalapeño.
nd euhmmm not that beauty of yours
Have a wonderful relaxing and of course naughty Saturday.
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Can I volunteer?
Absolutely.
Hey, on a side note, the picture I posted toward the last page has been viewed 13 less times (not even half as often) as the picture posted at the top of this page. If you remember the discussion we had not long ago.
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Yes, I'm multi-quoting your ass.
Not sure I've ever heard that function called huggling or snuggling before, but I'm definitely game
thank you
rapturous indeed
maybe three times
trace, grip, lick
Oh, for my mid-life crisis apron, I want it to say "Kiss the Cock"
*ding ding*
point and a half
Great
Now just let me slide one of my hands down south on your body and let them 'huggle and snuggle' some other areas too
Not sure I've ever heard that function called huggling or snuggling before, but I'm definitely game
thank you
rapturous indeed
maybe three times
Mmmmmm.
I wanna trace that tattoo with my fingers and do other things. Mmmmmm....
Also you don't need a 'kiss the cook apron'. The instructions on yours would say much much more. Yum.
trace, grip, lick
Oh, for my mid-life crisis apron, I want it to say "Kiss the Cock"
Yes because you are one sexy fuck-er
*ding ding*
point and a half
Massive Grooves
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Euhmmm I would not say no to honey either
Yep I m a skinny chef, was a teacher for 15 years in a cooking school in Belgium before we moved to NYC..... than I went back to my first love, restaurant manager.
I would love example your cooking, bet your good ......now for cooking pictures, what about you just in a little apron.....
LOL glad you only touched your eyes after slicing that jalapeño.
nd euhmmm not that beauty of yours
Have a wonderful relaxing and of course naughty Saturday.
very cool. I need a cool profession. Still trying to decide what I want to do if I grow up.
I actually don't own an apron.
I know. Cooking naked can be dangerous.
Never fry bacon in the nude.
Thanks emmy. You too.
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