lexieredefined
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1 - it's a pair
What is crossing your mind right now?
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1 - it's a pair
Wings
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Well shit, call me tomorrow. I have a lady Litster with me until about 2pm but I'm sure she'd love to say hi.
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You can't flirt like a whore with every swingin' dick that crosses your path and then get pissy and indignant when a guy you actually like doesn't take you seriously. Actions matter. How you conduct yourself, the impression you make, matters.
But you didn't want to hear that.
So I said nothing.
But you didn't want to hear that.
So I said nothing.
Wings
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Also, I might have been having crazy sex at the time however I really didn't get any notification.
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Is that what you call it now. Your Lady Litster?
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Your lady litster has been very busy apparently
Wings
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No, that's the Treasure Trove. Open it and you can find cheap necklaces and penny whistles.
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I wasn't having sex with her, I was having sex with a guy.
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I am going to miss Stefon on weekend update. Bill Hader was hilarious as that Character
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Especially when the writers would purposely change the wording on the cue cards.
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That was the best part. Him trying to get through the midget jokes especially
lexieredefined
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I can't believe I did that.
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Sometimes, sensible things are nonsensical.
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Wrong thread
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I hate overnights...
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I need more toe socks
Now I pride myself on my vocabulary, but I had to Google 'Phrontistery'.
Well there you go. Forget College; attend a Phrontistery.
pfflyerhot
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Actually did this last weekend. Wasn't bad at all... Whew.
Day of the final. Go Dortmund
Werde ich in Schwierigkeiten geraten, wenn ich Bayern München unterstützen?
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Werde ich in Schwierigkeiten geraten, wenn ich Bayern München unterstützen?
Mit mir schon
Die blöden Bayern will doch niemand gewinnen sehen; aber ich fürchte auch, dass sie gewinnen werden.
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