Do I fuck my neighbor's wife?

bronzeage · May 19, 2011

bronzeage said:
Rule #4: The only reason a woman will cheat on her husband with a man her husband knows is because she plans to tell him all about it, at a time when it will cause the greatest anguish.

Even though this thread is bogus, Rule #4 still holds.

neci_please_me said:
never mind. i googled it, and i was wrong.

fuck. going to look like a pussy if i edit the fucking posts. either way, i fear it's loose loose.

Never say "loose loose" with that av.

RoryN · May 19, 2011

laZilla said:
He lost me at "lol".

What she said.

chillywilly2 · May 19, 2011

RoryN said:
What she said.

and yet you read it all the way to the end and still posted

neci · May 19, 2011

redheadedtxn said:
She was drunk.

When I'm drunk, I'm everyone's best friend, and a huge-ass flirt. Hell, I've even kissed a few guys/girls at the bar or party I'm at.

DOES NOT mean I want to fuck them in "reality".

My advice is to leave it alone.

If she wanted to fuck you? She would have.

she'll probably pretend like it never happened, even if she does. at least until she gets drunk again.

bronzeage said:
Never say "loose loose" with that av.

oh no. not loose. nope.

RoryN · May 19, 2011

chillywilly2 said:
and yet you read it all the way to the end

No I didn't. That's what "he lost me at `lol'" means.

Your reading comprehension hasn't gotten any better.

redheadedtxn · May 19, 2011

neci_please_me said:
she'll probably pretend like it never happened, even if she does. at least until she gets drunk again.

oh no. not loose. nope.

Well, he admitted he didn't have particularly honed social skills in real life.

Ham Murabi · May 19, 2011

CuteBrat said:
You're assuming she would be cheating. But maybe they have an open relationship. Maybe they're swingers. Maybe she's acting as an emmisary of hubby and HE'S the one hoping to get you in bed.

My point is you are trying to make a decision on way too little data. Those decisions rarely go well.

Yeah, real swingers always work it that way. The husband is the DJ, the wife works the crowd. Some guy thinks he's getting lucky with an old broad and, wham, he's got a dick up his ass.

Spider Rand · May 19, 2011

EctoJohn said:
lol, Recently we just had a going away party for my brother and there was lots of people... and lots of beer.
Well, my neighbors were invited over, we don't know them well, but they are friendly and the guy offered to DJ it (he had all the equipment).
So he was DJing and his wife was partying... she got WASTED.
The level of wasted where she had to lean on people she was talking to and talk really close to their ear.

In particular, she seemed to be into me.
Now this woman is in her 50s I think.
But she was around me all night (mostly out of drunkeness) but even dragged me out to dance.
Not old people dancing, either.
Like full on drop-it-low dancing, ass-to-crotch bump and grind.
I dunno what else to call it, I don't dance at all, I barely know how to socialize irl.

But, yeah, it was pretty obvious she was into me.
lol, My cousin kept giving me the "fuck her" signal any time her back was turned and I could see.

She ain't anything to look at, and like I said, she's in her 50s I think, so at least 20+ years older than me.

Ended up walking her home because by the end of the night she was too drunk to stand up straight long enough
to walk the 30 feet from my front door to hers.
In her drunken stupor, she HAD to invite me in to show me around the house.
Like even had to show me her washer and dryer... total wasted.

I wasn't about to put the moves on a much older, drunken, married woman.
But that night makes me wonder if I could.

There's probably something wrong with me that ponders the thought of banging her just because I can and to hell with morals.
And who knows, all that flirting was probably the 7 gallons of beer in her, I haven't ran into her since then to chat.

But what if it wasn't just the beer talking?
Suppose I'm doing the neighborly chat thing over the fence, bring up the party to have a laugh, and she's still flirty? What then?

Putting aside morality for a moment, you haven't said a single thing you even find attractive about this woman, in fact quite the opposite. The only reason you give for considering having sex with her is that she might be willing. That's um...what's the word I'm looking for...pathetic.

tactful · May 19, 2011

Funny as hell if her name is Lorena,
snip.

chillywilly2 · May 19, 2011

RoryN said:
No I didn't. That's what "he lost me at `lol'" means.

Your reading comprehension hasn't gotten any better.

you quoted post number 19 but were lost at the OP...yep..my comprehension is shot

islandman · May 19, 2011

Ham Murabi said:
Yeah, real swingers always work it that way. The husband is the DJ, the wife works the crowd. Some guy thinks he's getting lucky with an old broad and, wham, he's got a dick up his ass.

Sigline worthy.

Holly Delight · May 20, 2011

sweepthefloor said:
It is the best part of the house. That is why she wanted you to see it.

bronzeage said:
Okay, class is in session.

When a 50-something woman wants to fuck you, she will take you straight to the bedroom, unbutton your shirt and suck your nipples, while she sizes up your dick by squeezing it through your pants.

Rule #4 is still in effect.

Nah, I vote with STF - a stopover in the laundry room may not be such a bad thing.

Signed,
A 50-something woman

thør · May 20, 2011

Has ecto fucked her?

I'm not reading the whole thread.

Holly,

I'd gladly pick up an old washer with an extended spin cycle to put in the rec room for you. Maybe toss a boot in the drum?

EctoJohn · May 20, 2011

thør said:
Has ecto fucked her?

I'm not reading the whole thread.

No, he hasn't.

redheadedtxn · May 20, 2011

EctoJohn said:
No, he hasn't.

Here's an example for ya'

Last night after several adult bevvys, I kissed one of my buddies on the cheek and rubbed his shoulders. He drove me home and walked me upstairs. I gave him a hug and called him "Stevie Gorgeous".

No, I don't wanna fuck him.

bronzeage · May 20, 2011

redheadedtxn said:
Here's an example for ya'

Last night after several adult bevvys, I kissed one of my buddies on the cheek and rubbed his shoulders. He drove me home and walked me upstairs. I gave him a hug and called him "Stevie Gorgeous".

No, I don't wanna fuck him.

He thinks you do.

redheadedtxn · May 20, 2011

bronzeage said:
He thinks you do.

Here's what I've figured out. Most of my guy friends want to fuck me, or think I want to fuck, but know that it won't happen.
The flirtation is very innocent. Well, except for a guy I'll refer to as "Creepy Jeff". *shudder*

Holly Delight · May 21, 2011

thør said:
Holly,

I'd gladly pick up an old washer with an extended spin cycle to put in the rec room for you. Maybe toss a boot in the drum?

Deal.

Whatever happened to christening every room in the house? Well, ok, not ALL the closets, but most. :devil:

pornstarwannabe · May 21, 2011

Could have sworn I read the OP in Penthouse Letters.

ksmybuttons · May 21, 2011

bronzeage said:
When a 50-something drunk woman shows you her washing machine, it means she wants you do her laundry, not do her.

Most of us over 50 have already had a lifetime of bad sex. However, laundry done well is a work of art.

thør · May 21, 2011

Holly Delight said:
Deal.

Whatever happened to christening every room in the house? Well, ok, not ALL the closets, but most.

Well, anyplace that the washer will fit.......

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