Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes/Comments Received’ List

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I have a story approaching 100 votes and five of those olive Es--so, is there some sort of long-term waiting list for this?
 
TruthOrDare said:
Nobody who has read your latest story could possibly believe your imaginary credentials. The proof is in the prose.


Every single one of those credentials is true. I am not particularly concerned whether you believe me or not because you have never had the ability nor the position where you had to sign one of those checks I have so gleefully cashed.

Your envious nature is your undoing. You truly need to stop trying to hurt those that are above you and rather work on your own life.
 
sr71plt said:
I have a story approaching 100 votes and five of those olive Es--so, is there some sort of long-term waiting list for this?
FIVE???? Oh man! I'm so jealous... And a whole hundred votes??? Wow, you must have a huge fan base and I bet you have at least one comment on every story, you lucky person you. :p :D :kiss:
 
Daniellekitten said:
FIVE???? Oh man! I'm so jealous... And a whole hundred votes??? Wow, you must have a huge fan base and I bet you have at least one comment on every story, you lucky person you. :p :D :kiss:


Yeah, I think by this time next year, I should reach 100 votes on one of the stories--if I irritate the club enough here on a given date, that seems to boost my vote count a bit. I'm pretty sure my fan base has no index fingers--can't stroke the vote buttons.
 
sr71plt said:
Yeah, I think by this time next year, I should reach 100 votes on one of the stories--if I irritate the club enough here on a given date, that seems to boost my vote count a bit. I'm pretty sure my fan base has no index fingers--can't stroke the vote buttons.
But on this site, isn't the other fingers that matter the most. As long as they can stroke other things, your stories should do well...lol. ;)
 
lindiana said:
Every single one of those credentials is true. I am not particularly concerned whether you believe me or not because you have never had the ability nor the position where you had to sign one of those checks I have so gleefully cashed.

Your envious nature is your undoing. You truly need to stop trying to hurt those that are above you and rather work on your own life.

Everything everybody says on this fucking porn site is true. Daniellekitten should change the name of this website to True Romance Stories.
 
TruthOrDare said:
Everything everybody says on this fucking porn site is true. Daniellekitten should change the name of this website to True Romance Stories.


Wait. I am getting confused. This is Daniellekitten's website? :confused:

So does that make her Laurel or Manu? :confused:

And then who is that man behind the curtain? :confused:
 
lindiana said:
Wait. I am getting confused. This is Daniellekitten's website? :confused:

So does that make her Laurel or Manu? :confused:

And then who is that man behind the curtain? :confused:

Just put it on ignore like the rest of us have. Trust me, you won't have to see near as much garbage.
 
cloudy said:
I can't even remember the last time I checked my scores, so yeah...I have better things to do than to obsess over numbers.

You don't see me bitching about trolls. You'll see me telling people to get over it, deal with it, not everyone is going to like what you write, etc., but you don't see me griping about them, because, here's a concept: I don't care.

Not everyone is as fucked up as you are. Sorry.

Damn!
 
lindiana said:
Wait. I am getting confused. This is Daniellekitten's website? :confused:

Do dogs bark?

Well, not for long, usually. The squaw is known to eat them at this fucking porn site. Lord knows the squaw won't touch pork.
 
Wm_Sexspear

lets all be nice...

compiled and maintained by [size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
 
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Hey Scouries, You can move the post anywhere ya want but it still won't help. The bottom of the last page or the middle of this one, it's the same thing. Of course if it gets much bigger, I'll be a page by itself. :rolleyes:

Oh By The way, I was going through some old graphics last night and came across something interesting. Does the screen name 2XciteU meaning anything to you? It should, it's her picture you're using for an AV. She posted it on a site called WatchersWeb about three or four years ago. I thought it was familiar, I used to photo edit for them at one time. Small world ain't it.
 
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sr71plt said:
I have a story approaching 100 votes and five of those olive Es--so, is there some sort of long-term waiting list for this?

Mr. Scouries should hire a couple more hot chicks like Gabby (thanks for the BJ babe--at least there is one girl on this thread who isn't afraid to get spunk in her hair) and do a "Most E Stories" list. Another good list would be for stories with 100 or more comments. Another good list would be for all Daniellekitten's alts. But that would take up too much disk space. Although she has plenty of dick space, but nobody to fill it.

Yours truly,
Shitting_Bull (a real Indian)
 
Shitting_Bull said:
Mr. Scouries should hire a couple more hot chicks like Gabby (thanks for the BJ babe--at least there is one girl on this thread who isn't afraid to get spunk in her hair) and do a "Most E Stories" list. Another good list would be for stories with 100 or more comments. Another good list would be for all Daniellekitten's alts. But that would take up too much disk space. Although she has plenty of dick space, but nobody to fill it.

Yours truly,
Shitting_Bull (a real Indian)

But would that be cost-effective for Scouries until he awarded himself some Es? A most alts list would seem to be fine for Scouries, though.
 
TxRad said:
Hey Scouries, You can move the post anywhere ya want but it still won't help. The bottom of the last page or the middle of this one, it's the same thing. Of course if it gets much bigger, I'll be a page by itself. :rolleyes:

Oh By The way, I was going through some old graphics last night and came across something interesting. Does the screen name 2XciteU meaning anything to you? It should, it's her picture you're using for an AV. She posted it on a site called WatchersWeb about three or four years ago. I thought it was familiar, I used to photo edit for them at one time. Small world ain't it.

I saw your pic at www.bestiality_is_ best.com. You advertised yourself as a horse's ass. Good thinking.
 
sweetsubsa......

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

C’mon boys and girls – it’s Saturday night for goodness sakes! There is absolutely no need for all this bitterness. Get out and party….

* * * MORE GREAT NEWS * * *​

I heard from another of our greatest Literoticans last night. Wm_Sexpear, winner of both an olive E and a pair of turquoise W’s for contest winning stories, has advised me that he has another four (4) stories that have received over 1000 votes. We’re up to [size=+2]93[/size] in total now.They are the following:

4624 votes ‘A Little Blue Dress’ 2002
2315 votes ‘Thank You Jeanie Ch 10-11’ 2002
2273 votes ‘If The Price Is Right’ 2002
1133 votes ‘Thank You Jeanie Ch 07-08’ 2002

Mr. Sexspear now has eight (8) stories on the all time list, making him one of only five authors who have at least five (5) stories on the list (rgjohn, TryAnything, masterhypnotist and scouries are the others).

I, Gabrielle L, urge you to read one of Mr. Sexspear’s stories today! Have a great weekend all!

[size=+2]G O __ D O L P H I N S !!!!!!![/SIZE]

COUNTDOWN TO 1000 VOTES

SWEETSUBSARAHH – 989 VOTES – 11 TO GO!!!
 
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Scribbled said:
I saw your pic at www.bestiality_is_ best.com. You advertised yourself as a horse's ass. Good thinking.
Sounds like your kind of place puppy breath.

Or and Scouries, you'll wear that thing out if ya keep lugging it all over the place. Not to mention hurting your back. :rolleyes:
 
TruthOrDare said:
Everything everybody says on this fucking porn site is true. Daniellekitten should change the name of this website to True Romance Stories.
I wish this was my website, I'd love some of the money they make.

And as for you, I don't know what bug crawled up your ass and died but I don't know you, don't care to know you and don't believe I've ever done anything to you. You are now officially on ignore.
 
moon over miami...

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Dear Mr. Moon, DELETED SEPT 14

[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
 
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club member has new story out!!!!

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

[SIZE=+2]*** CLUB MEMBER *** STORY ALERT ***[/SIZE]​

Club Member [size=+2]strickland83[/size] today released a new story on the Literotica site. Titled Look To The Left, this Exhibitionist and Voyeur Category story from the award winning author simply continues his tradition of producing great stories that always seem to please our readers.

I highly recommend it!

[size=+2]G O __ D O L P H I N S !!!!!!![/SIZE]

COUNTDOWN TO 1000 VOTES

SWEETSUBSARAHH – “Anal Sex (Gasp!): A Hands-On Manual” - 989 VOTES – 11 TO GO!!! c’mon guys and girls, lets get her over the final hump!
 
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scouries said:
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Look Mr. Moon, Miss K will get there someday. And then of course the list will be wonderful and we’ll all be happy again.

Look, Scouries, Gabby whatever the fuck you want to be called. I'm sick of your little digs. I agree with Brian that this is a joke just as you are proving yourself to be. Get over yourself. I don't claim to be something great and wonderful. I write here to please myself and my fans and to better my writing. If you have some kind of jealousy, then maybe instead of making these stupid threads, you should work on your own writing skills to better them. Until that time, stay the fuck away from me.

PS...if I ever reached your coveted 1000 votes, I'd pull my work instead of allowing my name to be put on your idiotic little list.
 
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