ABSTRUSIONS: A Bohemian hangout.

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cloudy said:
Don't you just hate when something gets in your mind and just sticks until you do something about it?

That southern dictionary thing was stuck, so I found some definitions online:

IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. Usage: "Them Bammer boys shore are ignert!"

CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest set that beer rat cheer."

FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddin't unnerstan a wurd he sed... mus be from some farn country."

BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that there bob war fence."



ARN - (verb) - To press out wrinkles. Usage: "Ah cain't play now, have to arn some clothes."

TAHR - (noun) - Hard rubber exterior to a wheel. Usage: "Billy Bob, where've you been driving'? That tahr is flatter than Cousin Mary Sue."
 
EmeraldKitten said:
Howdy! :)
I need a stiff one!

What's everyone up to this evening?


No problem, I've got a nice stiff one for you right here.

<beat>

Ya wanna drink ta go wi' dat?

:devil:
:rose:
 
Remec said:
No problem, I've got a nice stiff one for you right here.

<beat>

Ya wanna drink ta go wi' dat?

:devil:
:rose:

Mmm yummy.. *Reaching for you....*

<beat>

Oh. Right. Might as well. ;):p
 
EmeraldKitten said:
Mmm yummy.. *Reaching for you....*

<beat>

Oh. Right. Might as well. ;):p

<reaching down to grab a bottle from the icebucket next to the table>
<pouring a crisp mugful>

How much head do you like?

<smile>
<blinkblink>
 
Remec said:
<reaching down to grab a bottle from the icebucket next to the table>
<pouring a crisp mugful>

How much head do you like?

<smile>
<blinkblink>

Well . . . that depends on how much you have. :devil:

why is the size of a womans pussy not an issue?
 
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Remec said:
<reaching down to grab a bottle from the icebucket next to the table>
<pouring a crisp mugful>

How much head do you like?

<smile>
<blinkblink>

Hah.. you wish you knew. One of these days, I'll tell ya. ;)
Or show ya, whichever the case may be. :devil:

Hey Abs, what's shakin'?
 
CharleyH said:
Well . . . that depends on how much you have. :devil:

why is the size of a womans pussy not an issue?


I have as much as my tongue and jaw muscles will handle...how ever much it takes to wear away my beard and moustache from the exertion...<g>

why would it be an issue? fingers and tongues almost always fit nicely...other body parts can wait their turn...
 
EmeraldKitten said:
Hah.. you wish you knew. One of these days, I'll tell ya. ;)
Or show ya, whichever the case may be. :devil:

Hey Abs, what's shakin'?

Eh, Emerald slut, glisting green pussy?

AH hahahaha:devil:

Teasing. Haven't seen you here before. Edit edit, wrong placement: We have opposing schedules.

Watch it - Remec is all flirt no action! :D:devil:
 
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CharleyH said:
Eh, Emerald slut, glisting green pussy?

Edit: I have but weird schedules.

AH hahahaha:devil:

Teasing. Haven't seen you here before. Watch it - Remec is all flirt no action! :D

I'v writtena couple of stories with glistening blue pussy, never done one with green yet :p

-Colly
 
Abs, me too! lol. I'm pretty damn good. How about yourself? ;)

Charley, I've been around, lol. Don't think we've been in at the same time though.
Most people are all talk no action. ;)

~K
 
Colleen Thomas said:
I'v writtena couple of stories with glistening blue pussy, never done one with green yet :p

-Colly

And JUST which story do you want us to read dear "Flash Colly"?:rolleyes: :kiss:
 
CharleyH said:
And JUST which story do you want us to read dear "Flash Colly"?:rolleyes: :kiss:

LOL,

Not plugging this time dearest. This little post just came up after I got a feedback asking me about my obsession with the color blue :) So I was mildly intrigue with the coincidence.

-Colly
 
Remec said:
I have as much as my tongue and jaw muscles will handle...how ever much it takes to wear away my beard and moustache from the exertion...<g>

why would it be an issue? fingers and tongues almost always fit nicely...other body parts can wait their turn...

Ah, dear errand BOY, I was thinking other body parts, the soft, roll of the tongue over the shaft kind of . . . spliting out that soft metal rod, small black leather rectangular end that wisps so sweetly past the ear.

Beard? Oh Jim in latter days . . . the seventies are over, lets shave and get a tongue stud.

still never hear about how big a pussy is or is not?
 
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