Old 05-12-2012, 11:02 PM   #75326
voluptuary_manque
Literotica Guru
 
voluptuary_manque's Avatar
 
voluptuary_manque is offline
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: preferably between thighs
Posts: 30,841
About twelve years ago the original trellis under mine big one got so termite ridden I had to support the vine and build a new one beneath it. I forget how many neighbors stopped by with worried looks asking, "You aren't going to cut it down, are you? It's so beautiful it's a neighborhood landmark!" So what it all comes down to is that when the day comes that I sell the cave I'll have to warn the new owners, "Don't mess with the wisteria! These people who live around here all seem like nice, civilized folk but if anything happens to the plant it will be pitchfork and torches time. Be warned!"
__________________
voluptuary_manque'


My stories

Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet

Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.


You poor, deluded bear--glynndah


<div align=left><a href=http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ZReMcO1L._AA278_PIkin4,BottomRight,-51,22_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg target=_blank>http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...SH20_OU01_.jpg</a></div>
 

Old 05-12-2012, 11:08 PM   #75327
SweetWitch
Green Goddess
 
SweetWitch's Avatar
 
SweetWitch is offline
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 20,032
Quote:
Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque View Post
About twelve years ago the original trellis under mine big one got so termite ridden I had to support the vine and build a new one beneath it. I forget how many neighbors stopped by with worried looks asking, "You aren't going to cut it down, are you? It's so beautiful it's a neighborhood landmark!" So what it all comes down to is that when the day comes that I sell the cave I'll have to warn the new owners, "Don't mess with the wisteria! These people who live around here all seem like nice, civilized folk but if anything happens to the plant it will be pitchfork and torches time. Be warned!"
Send me a picture of it, will you? I'd love to see it.
__________________

Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.



~~~~

SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~TE999
 

Old 05-12-2012, 11:27 PM   #75328
voluptuary_manque
Literotica Guru
 
voluptuary_manque's Avatar
 
voluptuary_manque is offline
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: preferably between thighs
Posts: 30,841
Easy. However I must point out that in his southerly clime the bloom occurs in March. Right now it's an attractive awning . . . with a twisted trunk thicker than my thigh!
__________________
voluptuary_manque'


My stories

Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet

Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.


You poor, deluded bear--glynndah


<div align=left><a href=http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ZReMcO1L._AA278_PIkin4,BottomRight,-51,22_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg target=_blank>http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...SH20_OU01_.jpg</a></div>
 

Old 05-12-2012, 11:53 PM   #75329
topace
Lit's Resident Eagle
 
topace's Avatar
 
topace is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 1,905
*strips off his clothes so he can rejoin the party* Nice to be back! How's everyone doing this evening?
__________________
I fold for team 52482. Do you fold?
My stories and poems here.
WhiteEagle's Aerie - my blog Unlimited Fan Fiction
 

Old 05-13-2012, 12:30 AM   #75330
SweetWitch
Green Goddess
 
SweetWitch's Avatar
 
SweetWitch is offline
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 20,032
Quote:
Originally Posted by topace View Post
*strips off his clothes so he can rejoin the party* Nice to be back! How's everyone doing this evening?
I'm tired. How are you?

Quote:
Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque View Post
Easy. However I must point out that in his southerly clime the bloom occurs in March. Right now it's an attractive awning . . . with a twisted trunk thicker than my thigh!
The one in the back yard of my house has developed into a tree. The trunk is almost as wide as my husband's thigh. I've two or three more that took up residence in the shrubbery. I'll leave them. I find them very beautiful.
__________________

Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.



~~~~

SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~TE999
 

Old 05-13-2012, 12:32 AM   #75331
topace
Lit's Resident Eagle
 
topace's Avatar
 
topace is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 1,905
Happy to be off work. I don't think I'll get done my writing goal for today.
__________________
I fold for team 52482. Do you fold?
My stories and poems here.
WhiteEagle's Aerie - my blog Unlimited Fan Fiction
 

Old 05-13-2012, 02:48 PM   #75332
Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
 
Handley_Page's Avatar
 
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 61,099
Good evening all.
It's been a tiring day at the Canal-side, listening to the faint sounds of piscatory laughter as they laugh at my attempts.
__________________
.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Handley Page

Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
"Mavis's Car Trip."
"Norman-the-dragon. "
"Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
 

Old 05-13-2012, 03:06 PM   #75333
voluptuary_manque
Literotica Guru
 
voluptuary_manque's Avatar
 
voluptuary_manque is offline
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: preferably between thighs
Posts: 30,841
Happy Mother's Day to all those who are appropriately named.
__________________
voluptuary_manque'


My stories

Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet

Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.


You poor, deluded bear--glynndah


<div align=left><a href=http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ZReMcO1L._AA278_PIkin4,BottomRight,-51,22_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg target=_blank>http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...SH20_OU01_.jpg</a></div>
 

Old 05-13-2012, 03:16 PM   #75334
stickygirl
Literotica Guru
 
stickygirl's Avatar
 
stickygirl is offline
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 14,689
Quote:
Originally Posted by voluptuary_manque View Post
Happy Mother's Day to all those who are appropriately named.
* pushing door to *
Hi all! Phew - there's a lot of very enthusiastic posters out there! Hard to get a word in edgeways.
*slumps into comfy sofa next to bear and twirls a bit of handsome fur in my fingers*
Do we have any of that echinacea and raspberry tea left?
__________________
I deleted my signature when I quit Lit for a while. Now I'm back I really can't be bothered to write anything snappy because you can work out what's important to me from my posts.
Oh, I've written some stuff: search my name under the authors section over in Stories
 

Old 05-13-2012, 11:49 PM   #75335
SweetWitch
Green Goddess
 
SweetWitch's Avatar
 
SweetWitch is offline
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 20,032
Ah, what a pleasant day.
__________________

Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.



~~~~

SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone.
~TE999
 

Old 05-13-2012, 11:52 PM   #75336
topace
Lit's Resident Eagle
 
topace's Avatar
 
topace is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 1,905
At work today, one co-worker suggested I date another co-worker who's ten years younger than me. I told him no way, because I don't date girls that much younger than me (never been on a date anyways) and I hardly get along with her as it is, let alone good enough to be brave enough to ask her on a date.

Another co-worker had good advice (it also gave me an idea for a story): "Don't dip your pen in the company ink." (You can probably figure out what he was referring to.)
__________________
I fold for team 52482. Do you fold?
My stories and poems here.
WhiteEagle's Aerie - my blog Unlimited Fan Fiction
 

Old 05-14-2012, 07:48 AM   #75337
Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
 
Handley_Page's Avatar
 
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 61,099
Quote:
Originally Posted by topace View Post

Another co-worker had good advice (it also gave me an idea for a story): "Don't dip your pen in the company ink." (You can probably figure out what he was referring to.)

That advice was given to me as "Don't puke on your own Doorstep".

Good Morning all.
Who's pinched the Doughnuts ?
__________________
.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Handley Page

Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
"Mavis's Car Trip."
"Norman-the-dragon. "
"Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
 

Old 05-14-2012, 12:11 PM   #75338
topace
Lit's Resident Eagle
 
topace's Avatar
 
topace is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 1,905
Good morning HP.

Going to be another great day here! Too bad I have to work indoors for my 12-5 shift today!
__________________
I fold for team 52482. Do you fold?
My stories and poems here.
WhiteEagle's Aerie - my blog Unlimited Fan Fiction
 

Old 05-14-2012, 01:21 PM   #75339
SweetMaj
Teasing Girl
 
SweetMaj's Avatar
 
SweetMaj is offline
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Denmark Copenhagen
Posts: 15,312
Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page View Post
That advice was given to me as "Don't puke on your own Doorstep".

Good Morning all.
Who's pinched the Doughnuts ?

I didn't!

(I think.)
__________________
"Mind if I sit down?"

"Can I buy you a round?"

"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.

There is no limitation to my imagination.
 

Old 05-14-2012, 01:34 PM   #75340
topace
Lit's Resident Eagle
 
topace's Avatar
 
topace is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 1,905
Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetMaj View Post
I didn't!

(I think.)
*wishes he had some Boston Cream doughnuts from Tim Horton's right now*
__________________
I fold for team 52482. Do you fold?
My stories and poems here.
WhiteEagle's Aerie - my blog Unlimited Fan Fiction
 

Old 05-14-2012, 06:56 PM   #75341
Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
 
Handley_Page's Avatar
 
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 61,099
Good Evening all,
Anyone care to join me in a modest libation ?
__________________
.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Handley Page

Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
"Mavis's Car Trip."
"Norman-the-dragon. "
"Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
 

Old 05-14-2012, 08:10 PM   #75342
voluptuary_manque
Literotica Guru
 
voluptuary_manque's Avatar
 
voluptuary_manque is offline
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: preferably between thighs
Posts: 30,841
I believe there's a keg of Summer Ale under the bar.
__________________
voluptuary_manque'


My stories

Mr. Vanilla Straight Guy--Safe_Bet

Don’t know if I ever told you, but you were the first person I “met” on Lit. You invited me into Molly’s thread and made me feel at home. I really appreciated that. You also prolly know more about the “doings” of our family than just about anybody else on Lit. That’s cuz you care and are appreciated for being you.--posthumous message from Safe_Bet. And I still care and I still love her. Rest in the Light, Suzy.


You poor, deluded bear--glynndah


<div align=left><a href=http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ZReMcO1L._AA278_PIkin4,BottomRight,-51,22_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg target=_blank>http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...SH20_OU01_.jpg</a></div>
 

Old 05-14-2012, 09:38 PM   #75343
SweetMaj
Teasing Girl
 
SweetMaj's Avatar
 
SweetMaj is offline
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Denmark Copenhagen
Posts: 15,312
If you Nakeds want anything from me I'll be under the bar.

*Hic*
__________________
"Mind if I sit down?"

"Can I buy you a round?"

"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.

There is no limitation to my imagination.
 

Old 05-14-2012, 11:13 PM   #75344
Tricialen
Literotica Guru
 
Tricialen's Avatar
 
Tricialen is offline
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Southen Pa
Posts: 6,108
Good evening Naked's .....
__________________

My heart belongs to the me...


Tell me your secret dreams ...we will meet only in our dreams...
 

Old 05-14-2012, 11:17 PM   #75345
lance gt
Literotica Guru
 
lance gt is offline
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 26,450
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tricialen View Post
Good evening Naked's .....
Hi Baby
 

Old 05-15-2012, 01:25 AM   #75346
topace
Lit's Resident Eagle
 
topace's Avatar
 
topace is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 1,905
Got some red wine for me? I got til 5PM Friday off, so I might as well party when I'm not writing, reading, cooking, or sleeping.
__________________
I fold for team 52482. Do you fold?
My stories and poems here.
WhiteEagle's Aerie - my blog Unlimited Fan Fiction
 

Old 05-15-2012, 03:35 AM   #75347
Tricialen
Literotica Guru
 
Tricialen's Avatar
 
Tricialen is offline
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Southen Pa
Posts: 6,108
Quote:
Originally Posted by lance gt View Post
Hi Baby
Hummm not sleeping tonight... kisses
__________________

My heart belongs to the me...


Tell me your secret dreams ...we will meet only in our dreams...
 

Old 05-15-2012, 03:42 AM   #75348
topace
Lit's Resident Eagle
 
topace's Avatar
 
topace is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Alberta, Canada
Posts: 1,905
Where's my wine?
__________________
I fold for team 52482. Do you fold?
My stories and poems here.
WhiteEagle's Aerie - my blog Unlimited Fan Fiction
 

Old 05-15-2012, 02:57 PM   #75349
Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
 
Handley_Page's Avatar
 
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 61,099
Quote:
Originally Posted by topace View Post
Where's my wine?
In front of you

Maj, you should not be under the bar. Unless you want me to BE the bar ?
__________________
.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Handley Page

Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
"Mavis's Car Trip."
"Norman-the-dragon. "
"Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
 

Old 05-15-2012, 03:02 PM   #75350
SweetMaj
Teasing Girl
 
SweetMaj's Avatar
 
SweetMaj is offline
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Denmark Copenhagen
Posts: 15,312
Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page View Post
In front of you

Maj, you should not be under the bar. Unless you want me to BE the bar ?

That's what I was hoping for,HP.

__________________
"Mind if I sit down?"

"Can I buy you a round?"

"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.

There is no limitation to my imagination.
 
Closed Thread


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:13 PM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.