As The Hospital Pervs

BeachMomma · Jun 30, 2013

Now you know why the man was dying. To get some peace and quiet. Not to mention escape the torture that's sure to await him if he gets out of the hospital.

Feed patients TID and PRN? Really? Did his mama not nurse him enough when he was a baby?

The 3rd year resident.....is really THIRD year? And he thinks that's a code situation? Good Lord, have mercy. Please tell me he's specializing in dermatology.

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

Yeah, what an unstable harem riot that turned out to be....

Yes, that resident is now in his third year. It's time for him to settle down and not act like a panic attack in a white coat.

I am so sleepy.

pete · Jul 1, 2013

sweepthefloor said:
Yeah, what an unstable harem riot that turned out to be....

Yes, that resident is now in his third year. It's time for him to settle down and not act like a panic attack in a white coat.

I am so sleepy.

your hammock's calling you, my friend...

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

pete1968 said:
your hammock's calling you, my friend...

I haven't even been up there yet, and 'summer requests' are closed till September. Next year I will block time off early. Now we have to figure it out ourselves and make switches.

I am a poor manager of my personal time.

pete · Jul 1, 2013

sweepthefloor said:
I haven't even been up there yet, and 'summer requests' are closed till September. Next year I will block time off early. Now we have to figure it out ourselves and make switches.

I am a poor manager of my personal time.

you need an assistant

here's the applicants, make your choice:

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sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

I am in no condition to be making decisions.

Wat_Tyler · Jul 1, 2013

Balladeer08 said:
You want a lot of stock in it for a hearty brain/word soup. And colorful bits, like carrots. Maybe some of those alphabet noodles?

Some of these silly posters around here, I swear, I could eat a can of alphabet soup and shit more coherent answers.

sweepthefloor said:
It's not easy, these family dynamics.

You're not kidding. Meanwhile, I'm the one who has to ride herd on my brain and keep track of its contents, all the while trying to maintain a helpful outlook for others.

I tell you, I have had some interesting requests from other people over the last few days . . . none of which involved my getting laid, of course.

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

Wat_Tyler said:
You're not kidding. Meanwhile, I'm the one who has to ride herd on my brain and keep track of its contents, all the while trying to maintain a helpful outlook for others.

I tell you, I have had some interesting requests from other people over the last few days . . . none of which involved my getting laid, of course.

I was hungry for cucumber salad tonight. I laughed my way into my Ma's kitchen. She was putting the hot dogs on the grill plate. I looked over her shoulder and asked: What else is there?

Total freaking meltdown. She started screaming at me. I immediately turned to critical care protocol-- wrapped my arms around her and started laughing, and aw come on Ma.

She wiggled her way out of my arms and continued screaming, limbs flailing: It's not always funny! Everything is a joke to you!

My stupid crooked toothed grin is always getting me into trouble.

I left hungry and rejected.

pete · Jul 1, 2013

sweepthefloor said:
I was hungry for cucumber salad tonight. I laughed my way into my Ma's kitchen. She was putting the hot dogs on the grill plate. I looked over her shoulder and asked: What else is there?

Total freaking meltdown. She started screaming at me. I immediately turned to critical care protocol-- wrapped my arms around her and started laughing, and aw come on Ma.

She wiggled her way out of my arms and continued screaming, limbs flailing: It's not always funny! Everything is a joke to you!

My stupid crooked toothed grin is always getting me into trouble.

I left hungry and rejected.

marry me?

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

pete1968 said:
marry me?

my teeth are crooked.

pete · Jul 1, 2013

sweepthefloor said:
my teeth are crooked.

as long as they're not sharp, we're money

you know how to change the oil on a chevy Malibu, right?

jomar · Jul 1, 2013

sweepthefloor said:
I was hungry for cucumber salad tonight. I laughed my way into my Ma's kitchen. She was putting the hot dogs on the grill plate. I looked over her shoulder and asked: What else is there?

Total freaking meltdown. She started screaming at me. I immediately turned to critical care protocol-- wrapped my arms around her and started laughing, and aw come on Ma.

She wiggled her way out of my arms and continued screaming, limbs flailing: It's not always funny! Everything is a joke to you!

My stupid crooked toothed grin is always getting me into trouble.

I left hungry and rejected.

Ma is tired.

Wat_Tyler · Jul 1, 2013

*raises hand* My teeth are crooked, too.

Mom is mad at me right now, too. I can tell. Whenever she is mad at me, she always reminds me of any money that I owe her . . . calculated freshly with up-to-the-minute interest charges if the apply.

jomar · Jul 1, 2013

sweepthefloor said:
my teeth are crooked.

Does that affect the blowjob?

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

pete1968 said:
as long as they're not sharp, we're money

you know how to change the oil on a chevy Malibu, right?

I would never! I mean, unless it were the end of the world scenario, and like my man was out defending our compound and the oil needing changing. or if he told me to do it.

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

jomar said:
Does that affect the blowjob?

Lips were made to cover the teeth while sucking dick. I have a habit of biting the inner part of my top lip. I think there is scar tissue there.

pete · Jul 1, 2013

sweepthefloor said:
I would never! I mean, unless it were the end of the world scenario, and like my man was out defending our compound and the oil needing changing. or if he told me to do it.

well duh, OBVIOUSLY i'm only talking about changing the oil in the car and reloading the grenade launcher as i'm frantically swinging my louisville slugger to and fro acrost the heads of a gaggle of zombies

oh and we're gonna need some sandwiches for the trip.

thanks sweetiepie

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

Wat_Tyler said:
*raises hand* My teeth are crooked, too.

Mom is mad at me right now, too. I can tell. Whenever she is mad at me, she always reminds me of any money that I owe her . . . calculated freshly with up-to-the-minute interest charges if the apply.

We should start a crooked toothed grin club.

My Ma isn't mad at me. She's a revolving door of emotions.

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

jomar said:
Ma is tired.

I am pissed about the salad. I wanted her cucumber salad. She knows how to hurt me. That was a low blow.

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

I should break into her house in the middle of the night and eat all the olives.

Killswitch · Jul 1, 2013

sweepthefloor said:
I am pissed about the salad. I wanted her cucumber salad. She knows how to hurt me. That was a low blow.

I want to see you suck a cucumber.

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

Killswitch said:
I want to see you suck a cucumber.

Like a little kirby?

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

some suck

i bet sucking on toes is a nursing intervention, for some nursing diagnosis, in some manual, somewhere in the perverse nursing protocols.

pete · Jul 1, 2013

sweepthefloor said:
i bet sucking on toes is a nursing intervention, for some nursing diagnosis, in some manual, somewhere in the perverse nursing protocols.

sexy

no bubbles?

sweepthefloor · Jul 1, 2013

pete1968 said:
sexy

no bubbles?

i am lucky if i can find decent water!

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