The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

CrimsonMaiden said:

And you get a Swifter.

I put in some old video games.

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DakiniGirl said:

Selena gets a kiddie pool and Rogue gets the Hardy Boys Mysteries.


I put in a street sign an old boyfriend stole for me.

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SelenaKittyn said:

and you get a pair of handcuffs.


I put in a bunch of used birthday candles.

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FallingToFly said:

And get back a set of brand new handmade tapers- beeswax of course.

I put in a sinus infection.

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DakiniGirl said:

andyou get back a hunk to wear it!

I put in a bowl of oatmeal.

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DakiniGirl said:

And you get back a blizzard (you asked for it!)


I put in a map of china.

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DakiniGirl said:

and you get 100 plastic ones to put on the lawn.


I put in a deck of playing cards.

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SelenaKittyn said:

and you get the Candyland game.

I put in my son's Dora the Explorer "Rescue Pack" (it talks and is driving me nuts!)

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Zeb_Carter said:

and you get a headache without the noisy toys.

I put in a gumball w/lint on it and a stale piece of cake.

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TheEarl said:

...And get a cake w/lint on it and a stale piece of gumball.

I put in a dancing banana.

The Earl

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buxxxom said:

And you get back an Almond Joy candy bar. Sometimes you feel like a nut.....


I put in a cracked CD and three grapes that I found living in the bottom of my refrigerator.

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SensualCealy said:

You get a nasty cottage roll with cabbage

I put in a cracked tea pot...

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MagicaPractica said:

and get back a cracked clay pot with a potted marijuana plant.

I put in last year's phone book.

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TE999 said:

And you get back last years phone bills.

I put in a half empty bottle of champagne from last New Year's Eve.[/QUOTE

And you get all the lightbulbs that don't work from the Time's Square Ball.

I put in a roll of Scotch tape that I can't find the end of.

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buxxxom said:

TE999 said:

And you get back last years phone bills.

I put in a half empty bottle of champagne from last New Year's Eve.[/QUOTE

And you get all the lightbulbs that don't work from the Time's Square Ball.

I put in a roll of Scotch tape that I can't find the end of.

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And you get back a mechanical pencil with no lead.

I put in a dried out glue stick.

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TE999 said:

buxxxom said:

And you get back a mechanical pencil with no lead.

I put in a dried out glue stick.

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And you get back a used up tube of model cement.

I put in a pen taht can't spell.

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Skip1934a said:

TE999 said:

And you get back a used up tube of model cement.

I put in a pen taht can't spell.

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And you get back a mis-printed Dictoniary.

I put in a copy of 'The Geek's Guide to MS-DOS'.

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TE999 said:

Skip1934a said:

And you get back a mis-printed Dictoniary.

I put in a copy of 'The Geek's Guide to MS-DOS'.

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And you get back Windows 3.1 for Dummies. I put in your mis-printed dictionary

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