Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland

RocketLauncher · Jan 26, 2019

Aglaopheme said:
Come on down, so long as we can visit up there as well. We’ll tour the dog parks.

That woud be fun, I love the chaos and camaraderie of dog parks. Dog parks, temperate weather AND antiques? I'm liking you more and more with each passing minute. But, be warned, if you're a good cook too you just might be my next grrrl crush. Fuck it, if you burn the boiled potatoes I'd still like you.

RocketLauncher · Jan 26, 2019

Saint Peter said:
Damn.

Lol, you think Thor can beat those temps.?

Saint Peter · Jan 26, 2019

RocketLauncher said:
Lol, you think Thor can beat those temps.?

He has posted pics of some very cold places.

Spins · Jan 26, 2019

Oh, there you all are.

lovetoread · Jan 26, 2019

You are my courage, as I am your conscience,” he whispered. “You are my heart—and I your compassion. We are neither of us whole, alone. Do ye not know that, Sassenach?

Aglaopheme · Jan 26, 2019

RocketLauncher said:
That woud be fun, I love the chaos and camaraderie of dog parks. Dog parks, temperate weather AND antiques? I'm liking you more and more with each passing minute. But, be warned, if you're a good cook too you just might be my next grrrl crush. Fuck it, if you burn the boiled potatoes I'd still like you.

That is the perfect discription for dog parks.

As it happens, I am a fine cook. You won’t catch me baking, however.

Notcastor · Jan 26, 2019

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IrezumiKiss · Jan 26, 2019

Pookie · Jan 26, 2019

IrezumiKiss said:

!!!

RocketLauncher · Jan 26, 2019

Aglaopheme said:
That is the perfect discription for dog parks.

As it happens, I am a fine cook. You won’t catch me baking, however.

Leave the baking to me, pretty lady. I was a pastry chef. I will bake you anything your heart desires. And cookies for the dogs, too. :rose:

lovetoread · Jan 26, 2019

beew · Jan 26, 2019

I'm bored.

I just checked the news to see if anyone else offered to beat the shit out of
some pervy 90-year old grandpa, Sean-style
or some hat-wearing White privileged kids.
But *crickets.*

You all fuckers must be on holliday or something.

lovetoread · Jan 26, 2019

omg these are the cutest things ever

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linky

DeluxAuto · Jan 26, 2019

butters said:
well this has been a fun weekend so far - bro and sis in laws over yesterday day time visiting, H's son and d-i-l brought the two grandchildren (2 girls, smart as whips and so funny at 9 & 10) over to spend the night... pizza, popcorn, movies, internet, late night, early morning, hot chocolate, cold pizza, pecan waffles on the go, and lots of playing with the puppies

After I figured out the acronyms, this sounds like a great weekend

butters · Jan 26, 2019

lovetoread said:

too funny

DeluxAuto said:
After I figured out the acronyms, this sounds like a great weekend

it's been a whole lotta fun. and i'm knackered! they went home about half an hour ago.

butters · Jan 26, 2019

silver gurl said:
Sounds like fun.

their energy is almost boundless

IrezumiKiss said:

omfg, so funny

Ann_Tagonist · Jan 26, 2019

adrina · Jan 27, 2019

Aglaopheme said:
That is the perfect discription for dog parks.

As it happens, I am a fine cook. You won’t catch me baking, however.

I'm making home made donuts. I got a bee in my bonnet apparently. The dough is in the fridge doing its overnight happy thing. I've already got the chocolate ganache made.

IrezumiKiss said:

Ha!

lovetoread said:
omg these are the cutest things ever

linky

I've been looking at these:

Not sure if they're more gimmicky than effective though.

here

Aglaopheme · Jan 27, 2019

RocketLauncher said:
I'm coming to live where you are. Semi temperate weather and antiques. You're living my dream.

I spoke too soon. Jayden, Jayden, Jayden, Jayden. I know it’s not fitting for Jolene, but that is how I am singing it in my head.

Aglaopheme · Jan 27, 2019

Spins said:
Oh, there you all are.

Helllooooo.

IrezumiKiss said:

I do swiped and dispersed that.

DeluxAuto said:
After I figured out the acronyms, this sounds like a great weekend

Made me want to have little, little ones about again. That, and pecan pancakes.

adrina said:
I'm making home made donuts. I got a bee in my bonnet apparently. The dough is in the fridge doing its overnight happy thing. I've already got the chocolate ganache made.

Ha!

I've been looking at these:

Not sure if they're more gimmicky than effective though.

here

Next time we shall indulge in baked goods. You’ve inspired me to bake in the past.

I could always use more pretty toys in my life.

lovetoread · Jan 27, 2019

adrina said:
I've been looking at these:

Not sure if they're more gimmicky than effective though.

here

these are cute, but i like a bit of dangle to mine

adrina · Jan 27, 2019

Aglaopheme said:
Next time we shall indulge in baked goods. You’ve inspired me to bake in the past.

I could always use more pretty toys in my life.

I'm ready to go buy some new toys soon. But I'm a bit picky. And if they don't work... then I get irritated.

lovetoread said:
these are cute, but i like a bit of dangle to mine

I also like the ones with the chains linking them. I've got a pair of tweezers and clovers that I quite like.

Hal9000_ · Jan 27, 2019

This calls for a new blurb picture thread.

:heart:

Ann_Tagonist · Jan 27, 2019

Hal9000_ said:
This calls for a new blurb picture thread.

Will there be balls?

Hal9000_ · Jan 27, 2019

Ann_Tagonist said:
Will there be balls?

Dangly ones, even.

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