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Aquagal said:
See? LOL!!!



I do like the live action. :D
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My mind is split....one part wants to make an offer...the other is laughing because I can only think about the tv show "Call of the Wild" with Turtleman the redneck saying "live action"
 
Ellafun said:
You should add that to your signature! You just made me spit my wine out all over my keyboard, girl!
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geronimo_appleby said:
it struggles with english on occasion - comma - too - exclamation mark ;)
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It is a "learning" program = comma = too, but I've never met anyone or thing that can duplicate hick. Considering it takes me three more seconds to say each word because I stretch out my vowels, there'd be a clusterfuck of O's, I's and U's and it'd be a novel based on page count alone. FFS. Technically, it started as a short story.
 
Corbal said:
It is a "learning" program = comma = too, but I've never met anyone or thing that can duplicate hick. Considering it takes me three more seconds to say each word because I stretch out my vowels, there'd be a clusterfuck of O's, I's and U's and it'd be a novel based on page count alone. FFS. Technically, it started as a short story.
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i used dragon for a short period and then became so frustrated the computer almost went over the balcony. it's simpler and more efficient for me to type.

...plus, masturbation grunts confuse the crap out of it, too.

(uh, i made that last bit up ... honest)
 
geronimo_appleby said:
i used dragon for a short period and then became so frustrated the computer almost went over the balcony. it's simpler and more efficient for me to type.

...plus, masturbation grunts confuse the crap out of it, too.

(uh, i made that last bit up ... honest)
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Ha! There's no way it would recognise my accent then. Even my moblie won't work with voice recognition :D
 
ManOSafety said:
My cousins make Pepsi a 4 syllable word
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That's cause Pepsi is a Yankee drink.
geronimo_appleby said:
i used dragon for a short period and then became so frustrated the computer almost went over the balcony. it's simpler and more efficient for me to type.

...plus, masturbation grunts confuse the crap out of it, too.

(uh, i made that last bit up ... honest)
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Some of my docs use it. It takes some getting used to. While they have a medical version, I doubt they planned for masturbation translation. After all, ooooooooooo's and mmmmmm's are the only long winded words needed.
 
Erotica. Something about using my imagination just makes it seem better. Also, it's not as scripted or fake as most porn nowadays...I mean, come on. How many delivery boys are getting fucked by horny women alone at home?
 
Corbal said:
That's cause Pepsi is a Yankee drink.


Some of my docs use it. It takes some getting used to. While they have a medical version, I doubt they planned for masturbation translation. After all, ooooooooooo's and mmmmmm's are the only long winded words needed.
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i'm not wont to ooooooooo and mmmmmmm during a wank-fest. it's usually, "uh ... brandi's tits ... uh, brandi's arse ... uh, shit, look at the fucking mess i made of the keyboard ... again."

etc.

ad nauseum.
 
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