Dear Younger Self/Dear Older Self

maybe give women a chance? its legal now :D

Nah. Marriage to me is just another form of oppression. Kind of like organized religion.

But I'll be happy to attend everyone's bachelor and bachelorette parties!
 
Dear younger self,
You never complain, though maybe you should. You never back down, but you don't stand up for yourself much. You're only a pariah because you make yourself that way, but you're only doing that defensively. Let someone in closer. You never know, it might lead to something good.
~C.S.

Dear older self,
By the gods man, are you still alive? Do you remember me? I hope I am doing things that will have a positive affect on you. Try to not be so bitter if I didn't. We always do the best that we can do, right? By the way, quit nagging my younger self, he didn't know any better and had little example to live by unless he found the ways himself. We never regretted decisions, only the choices that led up to the outcome, so there was nothing you have to be angry about. Be at peace with yourself.
P.S. By the time you read this, if this finds you dead, then please ignore this message.
~C.S.
 
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