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Old 08-27-2014, 08:01 AM   #3226
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Old 08-27-2014, 09:28 AM   #3227
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LT: My neighbour takes too long to frigging mow his lawn!!!

F: Itchy! Ever since I had my legs waxed last week, every time I wear jeans they are so so so so itchy! Any tips on how to stop me from shredding my skin?

D: Contemplating lunch. And scratching my knees.
aaaaaHHHHH I had the same problem this morning when I was trying to get back to sleep after a nightmare. Neighbours can be so inconsiderate sometimes.

I had eczema as a baby and it sometimes comes back especially in summer. I suggest you wear mittens. And lotsa aloe Vera.
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Old 08-27-2014, 09:29 AM   #3228
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Old 08-27-2014, 11:54 AM   #3229
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Too. Freaking. Early.

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Old 08-27-2014, 01:43 PM   #3230
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Too. Freaking. Early.

*hides under her blankets*
*burrows under blankets and snuggles*
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In the space between the sands of time and making sense he scribbles thoughts half-made and half-mad. He has written all his mind away and been left half-alive and mostly dead. His spark is the maker's forge, burning bright and hot. His soul is the flame that guides lost travelers on their wayward paths. In his thoughts he is whole, he is home, he is free. If only this poor poet's mental world were true reality...

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Old 08-27-2014, 05:34 PM   #3231
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So, I thought it was Tuesday so I'm making tacos for Taco Tuesday...then Mister told me it was Wednesday and I replied with, "Well, it's Taco Hump Day then." Didn't realize how that sounded until he immediately agreed and laughed all evil at me, letting me know the humping would commence upon his arrival home and we could eat dinner later.

Having a job where I work every single day but don't have to wear pants to work really fucks with my ability to remember what day it is.
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Old 08-27-2014, 06:05 PM   #3232
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*burrows under blankets and snuggles*
*snuggles* Hi Fr33ky one.






Word of advice?
Check the back of your vehicle before going driving.

Never know when your license plate will run off with someone else and leave you to get a ticket.
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Old 08-27-2014, 08:50 PM   #3233
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So, I thought it was Tuesday so I'm making tacos for Taco Tuesday...then Mister told me it was Wednesday and I replied with, "Well, it's Taco Hump Day then." Didn't realize how that sounded until he immediately agreed and laughed all evil at me, letting me know the humping would commence upon his arrival home and we could eat dinner later.

Having a job where I work every single day but don't have to wear pants to work really fucks with my ability to remember what day it is.
Ooo...pantsless Dee....

Also, Taco Hump Day should be a national thing.

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*snuggles* Hi Fr33ky one.






Word of advice?
Check the back of your vehicle before going driving.

Never know when your license plate will run off with someone else and leave you to get a ticket.
Hello Mz. Dream. I'm sorry you got a ticket. Who the fuck steals license plates? Sheesh...
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Something's gotta give...and if it's not my spine it will surely be my spirit. I only pray the splinters will shatter in such a way that every passerby takes a second to revel in my wreckage....

In the space between the sands of time and making sense he scribbles thoughts half-made and half-mad. He has written all his mind away and been left half-alive and mostly dead. His spark is the maker's forge, burning bright and hot. His soul is the flame that guides lost travelers on their wayward paths. In his thoughts he is whole, he is home, he is free. If only this poor poet's mental world were true reality...

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Old 08-27-2014, 09:22 PM   #3234
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Old 08-27-2014, 11:08 PM   #3235
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Old 08-27-2014, 11:22 PM   #3236
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Ooo...pantsless Dee....

Also, Taco Hump Day should be a national thing.
Ooo...a handsome Fr33ky....

It should absolutely be a national thing. We could start a Hump Day revolution. Or something...
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Old 08-27-2014, 11:31 PM   #3237
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Ooo...pantsless Dee....

Also, Taco Hump Day should be a national thing.



Hello Mz. Dream. I'm sorry you got a ticket. Who the fuck steals license plates? Sheesh...
I didn't get one thankfully. I noticed it before a cop did and fixed the situation. But I could have gotten a hefty one if I didn't notice. And I honestly have no clue how long it had been gone either.

It just pisses me off sooo much.
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Old Yesterday, 12:42 PM   #3239
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Old Yesterday, 01:32 PM   #3240
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Old Yesterday, 01:34 PM   #3241
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Fuck this cold. Ugh, was going to start on Tipton, but that'll have to wait till later. *sniffles sadly*

Early bedtime for me.
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Fuck this cold. Ugh, was going to start on Tipton, but that'll have to wait till later. *sniffles sadly*

Early bedtime for me.
Feel better! Have some chicken soup, curl up on the sofa with a blanket and watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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