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Oooooh, not the red pen. :caning:
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I have a penis stuck to my wall. Haven't decided if I want to use it tonight yet.
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Neci should go first.
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Fuck that spiritual penis. It needs fucking. Do it.
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I am very popular here. Just follow me around and do everything I do.
pantalaimonlyra
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Is it a spiritual penis though?
It makes me shake and yell the Lord's name. Full on Pentecostal spirituality, speaking in tongues and everything.
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I would say that definitely qualifies. Granted I don't think there is a codified set of rules for spiritual penii, but if it induces a "spiritual" state then I don't see how it can't be a spiritual penis.
May the blessings of the spiritual penis be with you.
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I like to think of mine as Zen.
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‘Tis the season.
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Oh, I read it. People want their nativity dildos and they want them now! Also, lovely violent Christians.
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Oh, I read it. People want their nativity dildos and they want them now! Also, lovely violent Christians.
I'd never seen it before. So I had to look it up.
I can totally appreciate having a sex toy nativity scene.
But not so much the lovely violent christians. Although one thing stood out to me - the author of the letter could have totally been one of our idiot rednecks.
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Somewhere there's a joke here about giving this as a gift, while telling an over eager Christians to go fuck themselves.
Seems too nice of a gift though...
Seems too nice of a gift though...
