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Look at the fire research vids of xmas trees lighting up. It does not take a very intense ignition source to start the party.


Leave the trees outside.
 
Mine is the Charlie Brown kind.

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:D
 
Fake. I detest actual trees like the rest of nature. I don't want that shit in my house. GF tried to bring houseplants in here and it caused our first actual fight.

If you bring in plants it WILL attract bugs. I want this fucker vacuum sealed. Outside lives outside. This is a civilized dwelling.
 
Saint Peter said:
Look at the fire research vids of xmas trees lighting up. It does not take a very intense ignition source to start the party.


Leave the trees outside.
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I am a risky kind of a girl...I will take my chances.
IrezumiKiss said:
Mine is the Charlie Brown kind.

charlie-brown-ive-killed-it.gif


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:D
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Awww...
Mine is looking like a Charlie Brown tree. It is currently outside and it might stay outside, with decorations. Family wants a big one.
 
CandiCame said:
Fake. I detest actual trees like the rest of nature. I don't want that shit in my house. GF tried to bring houseplants in here and it caused our first actual fight.

If you bring in plants it WILL attract bugs. I want this fucker vacuum sealed. Outside lives outside. This is a civilized dwelling.
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Never had bugs from a Christmas tree. But my dog did pee on it one year.
 
silver gurl said:
Never had bugs from a Christmas tree. But my dog did pee on it one year.
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Well you can come talk to my girlfriend and yhall can spend all day agreeing with each other and talking about how pine needles actually REPEL bugs and I still won't have the thing in my house.

I don't know what pills yhall pay to think I'm gonna absorb that information.

Edit: BILLS, christ, Freudian slip.
 
Real. I support agriculture. Actually one of the better crops to raise
 
You definitely want to keep the Spruce Budworm away from your orifices.
 
Edward is bound to eat any tree I put up, so I'll skip that part.
 
Cheap and fake. It's my statement against the commercialization of Christmas.
Plus I never gave a shit about a tree anyway. Nice to look at it but pain the ass to have.
 
Real. I already have done laps through my forest doing the pools, chosen the one, and talked to her.
 
LupusDei said:
Real. I already have done laps through my forest doing the pools, chosen the one, and talked to her.
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Hopefully the tree will consent. Wear your new shirt.

And if the answer is no... chop the bitch down and tie her to the roof of your volvo.
 
Notcastor said:
Hopefully the tree will consent. Wear your new shirt.

And if the answer is no... chop the bitch down and tie her to the roof of your volvo.
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That's about the plan, minus the vehicle, as she is close enough to just swung over shoulder and carry home.
 
Fake. But I've got a yard full of Cedars that take on a great shape.
 
I have a fake one only because my old cat tries to eat real ones. I prefer real ones. A bulk of Christmas trees sold are grown here.
 
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