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Welcome to the internet.
There should be more flirting and fucking, than rampant stupidity, intolerance and ignorance.
Welcome to the internet.
*sighs wistfully*
Very true.
And writing.....more of that...
Try this...
I walked over to him slowly, deliberately. The smoke seemed to clear a path for me, the scent of booze parted to let my perfume reach out.
Except...
Gun oil.
That was what filled the air.
Gun oil.
From him.
His perfume.
This was every mistake in the book.
"Watch yourself in my town."
Its my way.
You love it.
wonders for a moment how one flirts with a fish...
Hey there, nice fins.
winks
Try this...
I walked over to him slowly, deliberately. The smoke seemed to clear a path for me, the scent of booze parted to let my perfume reach out.
Except...
Gun oil.
That was what filled the air.
Gun oil.
From him.
His perfume.
This was every mistake in the book.
"Watch yourself in my town."
Bloody hell, everytime you talk my ears go red.
That works.
You should use that somewhere.
The perfume of gun oil...
*nods*
Nice! That means your ears match my hair. We're almost twinsies.
I agree, she should use that somewhere.
FISHIE IS MEAN!!!!!
snicker
I'm not sure my red ears matched to my brown hair (with more silver than brown *sighs*) would match yours, but thank you.
And I'm glad you said Vail should use it. Unfortunately, if I said so, she would say I was being mean, pushy and greedy *smiles*
FISHIE IS MEAN!!!!!
snicker
Stop being mean to Vail! She's a delicate flower.
But the delicate flower keeps beating up on me!
Fisticuffs?
What?
I'm not seeing a problem here.
Fisticuffs?
What?
Fishticuffs.
FIN-ish him!
Yay, puns!
You have no sympathy for a beaten up Fish?!?!?!!
Such support could tip the scales in our favor
Such support could tip the scales in our favor
There....all better.
Favorite one so far.
So how long can this go on for?
I'm not taking the bait....
Oh...fuck
*nods*
Thanks for the back up.
HAH! You are hooked!
Sir Fish, if you can think of a way to get out of making fish puns, let minnow.