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Old 09-13-2013, 10:37 AM   #291854
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Oh yeah? Well today I'm going to have a personal groomer come and bathe all 4 cats, the dog and both of my kids.


Suck on THAT!
 

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Old 09-13-2013, 10:46 AM   #291856
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:50 AM   #291859
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:52 AM   #291860
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:56 AM   #291861
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Oh yeah? Well today I'm going to have a personal groomer come and bathe all 4 cats, the dog and both of my kids.


Suck on THAT!
may i be one of your cats?
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:00 AM   #291862
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:00 AM   #291863
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:04 AM   #291864
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:28 AM   #291867
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:34 AM   #291869
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Suck on THAT!
Have then trim your coochie while your at it.

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Old 09-13-2013, 11:43 AM   #291873
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