ryan8558
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Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
pics or it didn't happen!
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Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
pics or it didn't happen!
Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
Tequila is evil. The last time I had tequila I ended up dancing on a table.
Just sayin'.
Thankfully it was long ago before smart phones. I was still in college at the time.
This.
Last time I had tequila I ended up on stage, singing with a band to Mustang Sally..in Nashville.
I can't carry a tune.
Bartender! Tequila shots for the lady!
If you were above the table, you didn't have that much.
*takes out old trusty time machine from closet, dusts it off, powers up flux capacitor while bubble-wrapping up bottle of Patron Silver*
yes, yes, go on with the details...
I think I danced on a bar as well. Somehow I made to my meeting the next morning. Nothing worse then sitting in an 8 hour meeting with a hangover.Exactly! That night was full of... "adventures" and the table dancing was probably the most tame. Although I'd never hopped up on a kitchen table and danced before. Sure, the speaker at the clubs, but not someone's kitchen table! I'm both lucky and grateful I didn't break my neck.
So are you after me losing my dignity? Or just want to see me lose self control? Cuz there's better ways - with less negative side effects - for the latter than tequila.
I had enough.
Troublemaker! Hahahaha!
I'm almost done with bottle one! Two may happen.
No whiny children tomorrow. My weekend starts tonight! I may bring bottle two into the bath.
No whiny children tomorrow. My weekend starts tonight! I may bring bottle two into the bath.
I think I danced on a bar as well. Somehow I made to my meeting the next morning. Nothing worse then sitting in an 8 hour meeting with a hangover.
Wish I could say I have learned but I really haven’t.
All the insecure, angry lil' fellas posting in the GB seem extra insecure and angry lately.
Must be the holidays...
Tequila is not my friend!
I have had one hangover in my entire life. I have been drunk many times. I think that may be my super~power.
I really wish my super~power was something cooler.
The secret is to get High quality tequila and sip it.