Handley_Page
Draco interdum Vincit
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And saw two green eared aliens doing the intergalactic nasty several lightyears away.
I put in a submarine.
but it does not submerge.
I put in a new screw
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And saw two green eared aliens doing the intergalactic nasty several lightyears away.
I put in a submarine.
but it does not submerge.
I put in a new screw
And it tumbles straight through and lands in the change return slot. What do you know - there's a form of currency this machine *doesn't* accept.
I put in an earwig.
but you get an infestation of nymphs--unfortunately they look nothing like the Greek kind...
I put in 73 cryogenically frozen superior beings....
and the power goes off.
I put in a new fishing rod
but your new rod fails the "tackle test"....
I put in a slightly dented helmet...
The 'slightly-dented' head is in the Hospital.
I put in a spare wheel
and you get out a motor home with a sleeping girl in it
I put in a guest room
which badly needs decorating.
I put in a PC monitor.
but the NSA uses it to monitor you P.C. (particularly closely)...
I put in a politically correct euphemism....
... but you end up visually impaired drunk.
I put in a nice Tempranillo...
"Morning, ma'am
and you get a "nice" tannic headache...
I put in The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test....
... and give a wolfish smile.
I put in Romulus and Remus...
And you realize that Cain and Romulus were some of the worst siblings ever....
I put in a temporal incursion by the Na'kuhl...
And you get a thirty minute wait.
I put in a still like new January 1976 "Hustler" mag.
with all the pages stuck together.
I put in a new shed
and you get a prim schoolmar'm with a fresh hickory switch.
I put in a lady in a black leather corset...
but her undies are a buzz killer, since she tends to squeak every time she bends over.
I put in She-Ra Princess of Power...
and there's no way she'll do laundry for He-Man, Master of the Universe.
I put in Deteriorata...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6ugTmCYMk
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deteriorata
but you “. . .squirmed and struggled, / And gurgled and guggled..."
I put in my snickersnee. . .
but the handle falls off.
I put in a double-headed Axe.
and it doesn't know which way to turn.
I put in the Lumberjack Song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZa26_esLBE
but somehow the new lumberjack, Cecil, is just not OK....
I put in the Ministry of Silly Walks...
and you get the Bangles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk
I put in a stroll in the park...