Old 09-18-2012, 10:14 AM   #239701
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Old 09-18-2012, 10:44 AM   #239702
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Old 09-18-2012, 10:46 AM   #239703
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Hey, you knew these people were coming to take a tour, if you wanted me to look more professional you should have clued me in. As it is, you're lucky I'm covering up my boobs. Asshole.
 

Old 09-18-2012, 10:50 AM   #239704
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:03 AM   #239705
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:07 AM   #239706
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:07 AM   #239707
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:12 AM   #239708
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:14 AM   #239709
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Hey, you knew these people were coming to take a tour, if you wanted me to look more professional you should have clued me in. As it is, you're lucky I'm covering up my boobs. Asshole.
You see how this goes??

People can be such cock-ups sometimes.

Fuck them.

Let's just rob banks.
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:16 AM   #239710
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:17 AM   #239711
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I do?

It's because I'm cranky a lot, isn't it?
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:20 AM   #239712
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Fucking cracks me up everytime I say it to myself.
Shoot the tire.

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Old 09-18-2012, 11:38 AM   #239713
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:40 AM   #239714
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i'm up for it... i'll be the getaway driver!
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:47 AM   #239715
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:51 AM   #239716
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:52 AM   #239717
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Old 09-18-2012, 11:52 AM   #239718
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Old 09-18-2012, 12:31 PM   #239719
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Blah blah blah. That's all I've gotten from that.
 

Old 09-18-2012, 12:44 PM   #239720
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Old 09-18-2012, 12:48 PM   #239721
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:28 PM   #239722
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Jesus H. Fucking Keeeeerist.


Do people REALLY swim around the island of Manhattan? In that water? And survive? Eeeeeeeeeyew.


Hellsgate was somethin'. The damn buoys were laid out as if they were in rapids. There had to have been more than 5 knots worth of current running through there.



 

Old 09-18-2012, 01:28 PM   #239723
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Old 09-18-2012, 01:33 PM   #239725
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