Old 09-15-2012, 02:57 PM   #239201
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Old 09-15-2012, 03:00 PM   #239202
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Old 09-15-2012, 03:28 PM   #239203
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Old 09-15-2012, 03:35 PM   #239204
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Old 09-15-2012, 03:54 PM   #239205
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We drove past a fatal car accident this morning, right as the police were covering the body on the pavement. I can't quite get that image out of my head.
 

Old 09-15-2012, 04:03 PM   #239206
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My wax girl was telling me about all the soccer moms who come in to get waxed after they are done at the gym. Wtf? Why would you make this poor girl stick her hands in your sweaty snatch? How incredibly rude.
 

Old 09-15-2012, 04:17 PM   #239207
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:22 PM   #239208
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My wax girl was telling me about all the soccer moms who come in to get waxed after they are done at the gym. Wtf? Why would you make this poor girl stick her hands in your sweaty snatch? How incredibly rude.
open pores & adrenaline boosted high pain threshold.

that's all i got.
 

Old 09-15-2012, 04:22 PM   #239209
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Wax on.
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:23 PM   #239210
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:26 PM   #239211
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We drove past a fatal car accident this morning, right as the police were covering the body on the pavement. I can't quite get that image out of my head.


no matter how many fatalities we see in films, on stage, read of in stories, it's good to know we are not desensitised to the shock of the reality - that, as people, we really can separate the difference. it won't be something that leaves you, farrah, but it will take a backseat.
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:26 PM   #239212
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open pores & adrenaline boosted high pain threshold.

that's all i got.
Hmm. I am willing to bet that's not it but I like the idea. A quick shower between workout and wax wouldn't hurt that, I don't think.
 

Old 09-15-2012, 04:34 PM   #239213
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:35 PM   #239214
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:37 PM   #239215
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Old 09-15-2012, 04:43 PM   #239216
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Waning...
*buffs kissy's wings and body curves and bumpers*


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Old 09-15-2012, 05:28 PM   #239217
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I cannot get over the pain involved with waxing. It would be my luck to wind up with a sadist.
 

Old 09-15-2012, 05:35 PM   #239218
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I cannot get over the pain involved with waxing. It would be my luck to wind up with a sadist.
the results might be lovely, but damned if i'm going to have my hair ripped out by the roots when a simple razor, creams, or a bit of topiary can sort it all out.
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Old 09-15-2012, 05:50 PM   #239219
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no matter how many fatalities we see in films, on stage, read of in stories, it's good to know we are not desensitised to the shock of the reality - that, as people, we really can separate the difference. it won't be something that leaves you, farrah, but it will take a backseat.
You always know just the right thing to say, chippy.

 

Old 09-15-2012, 06:03 PM   #239220
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Old 09-15-2012, 06:16 PM   #239221
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Old 09-15-2012, 06:28 PM   #239222
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*shrug* I like pain.
 

Old 09-15-2012, 06:34 PM   #239223
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Old 09-15-2012, 06:43 PM   #239224
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What was that?
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Old 09-15-2012, 06:46 PM   #239225
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