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Lord_Steve · May 15, 2011

lovecraft68 said:
I wish I was an alpha bro

The power... has been inside you... all along, my son.
Unleash your sex chi for megabro supersaiyan posting powers.
Feels good man.

lovecraft68 · May 15, 2011

Lord_Steve said:
Haha sorry man that just ain't the nature of the game we playin.
I am an international man of mystery and i thrill 'em with my boasts and posts before unleashing the abs in person.

who said you needed abs? hell have you seen some of the R/L doms? They are not what you see in the "My favorite BDSM photos thread" that's for sure.

Still though for your swagger I would think there would be something intimidating about you aside from your obvious grasp of google and street vernacular.
As my wife says about posers. "Those who talk the most do the least."

rekane · May 15, 2011

lovecraft68 said:
Well now I of course understand Rekane's point. I mean how could you possibly live up to the hype?

Now some "rad" advice for you I give plenty of women fantasies with my stories but can deliver so much more in person.

I feel talk is cheap and was just curious to see if you had anything to back up your magnificent repertoire of smack you talk. Doesn't have to be a face pic or a tasteless "cockshot". Let's see the guns, or the back or something inspiring for the ladies.

Aurantica said:
You mean flabs.
Talk IS cheap. And I'm thinking you are too.

Oh ye of little faith!
Of course Lord Steve is all that.
He said so.

lovecraft68 · May 15, 2011

Lord_Steve said:
The power... has been inside you... all along, my son.
Unleash your sex chi for megabro supersaiyan posting powers.
Feels good man.

Sex chi. Interesting concept, chi mojo same thing. I like "unleashing the beast" but that's because it sounds cool

Lord_Steve · May 15, 2011

lovecraft68 said:
obvious grasp of google

Haha whaaat.

I honestly mean no offense in the world 'cause I'm just clowning with my bros here etc. etc.
but I don't think you "get" what's going on here and this is just too silly to watch.
Rekane gets it. Ask her.
Lord steve is too real to be "real" in the quotidian sense and if you break the illusion thousands of sweet innocent babies will wake themselves with crying all over the world and millions of hot babes will go unsatisfied.

Did you ask for photographic proof of santa as a kid too?

lovecraft68 · May 15, 2011

Did you ask for photographic proof of santa as a kid too?[/QUOTE]

Well jeez why would I? I mean there's no doubt he's real! he even ate the cookies this year!

P.S. I get it we just have fun in different ways.

Lord_Steve · May 15, 2011

lovecraft68 said:
P.S. I get it we just have fun in different ways.

Sure man.

Maybe we can collab on a scene some time. Find some common ground.

Aurantica · May 15, 2011

lovecraft68 said:
Did you ask for photographic proof of santa as a kid too?

Well jeez why would I? I mean there's no doubt he's real! he even ate the cookies this year!

P.S. I get it we just have fun in different ways.[/QUOTE]

For example, we have sex regularly.

Lord_Steve · May 15, 2011

Aurantica said:
For example, we have sex regularly.

Regularly? kinda vanilla, but that's ok.

I prefer unconventional sex myself but I'm sure you do the best you can.

Aurantica · May 15, 2011

As opposed to bi-monthly or every time Halley's comet swings by.

Lord_Steve · May 15, 2011

Aurantica said:
As opposed to bi-monthly or every time Halley's comet swings by.

Oh wait, was that the joke. Sorry, I'm an idiot.
Guys, everyone, I'm really sorry. I didn't get the joke.
Sorry.
Thanks for explaining the joke. Thank you so much.
Guys, sorry.
It was just a joke everyone.
I'm just not up to date on cutting-edge comet humor. I'm so embarrassed.
Just don't... don't look at me right now. I don't want you to see me like this. I'm not crying. I'm not.

FloggingMolly · May 15, 2011

I am actually intrigued now... I may even revise my ideas of 'lord steve' being a moron... I'm begining to get the feeling this is going to be a bit like a sasha baron cohen film.

seela · May 15, 2011

FloggingMolly said:
I am actually intrigued now... I may even revise my ideas of 'lord steve' being a moron... I'm begining to get the feeling this is going to be a bit like a sasha baron cohen film.

Oh, he's not a moron. This is the most brilliant parody I've read in ages!
Besides, anyone making references to Xeno and space stuff can't be half bad.

Lord_Steve · May 15, 2011

seela said:
Oh, he's not a moron. This is the most brilliant parody I've read in ages!
Besides, anyone making references to Xeno and space stuff can't be half bad.

What, don't most of the the young partyking doms you know make references to Thomas Pynchon, Homer, and Joyce?

Huh.

Lord Steve has mad hidden depths, yo.

seela · May 15, 2011

Lord_Steve said:
Lord Steve has mad hidden depths, yo.

It has not gone unnoted.

Lord_Steve · May 15, 2011

seela said:
It has not gone unnoted.

Hellll yeah, playa, we bros.

seela · May 15, 2011

Lord_Steve said:
Hellll yeah, playa, we bros.

Is it cool to be a bro with boobs? Not of the man boob variety?

neci · May 15, 2011

a sub pick on a dom for he brain damage; a shameful sub

Dear Lord Steve,

do you believe in using shame when administering punishments?

DeepGreenEyes · May 15, 2011

rekane said:
Oh, are you vacationing in Utah this summer?

Alta, Utah - "a town for all seasons"

No. But I will eat an Altoid in their honor.

Using my deltoid.

Lord_Steve said:
Oh wait, was that the joke. Sorry, I'm an idiot.
Guys, everyone, I'm really sorry. I didn't get the joke.
Sorry.
Thanks for explaining the joke. Thank you so much.
Guys, sorry.
It was just a joke everyone.
I'm just not up to date on cutting-edge comet humor. I'm so embarrassed.
Just don't... don't look at me right now. I don't want you to see me like this. I'm not crying. I'm not.

Hehehe.

This isn't humor, just a friendly tip.

Never, and I mean never, use Comet as a lube. You'd think it would be great. right? Tingly and what have you? But no. Nope.

FloggingMolly said:
I am actually intrigued now... I may even revise my ideas of 'lord steve' being a moron... I'm begining to get the feeling this is going to be a bit like a sasha baron cohen film.

Me and my buddy created a disturbance in the theatre during Bruno, we were laughing so hard. But no. Lord_Steve is no joke. He is the real deal, Mom. I swear to god – you met him like 20 times when I was in high school!

Lord_Steve said:
What, don't most of the the young partyking doms you know make references to Thomas Pynchon, Homer, and Joyce?

Huh.

Lord Steve has mad hidden depths, yo.

Finally! Someone I can talk to on this fucking site! I am all about Pynchon, Homer and Joyce!

I'm like, "Hey, subbie! Pynchon yourself! Now."

Then I quote Homer at 'em...

lgfp1645+homer-simpson-ladies-man-the-simpsons-poster.jpg

And no ball gag? Almond Joyce. Totally.

lovecraft68 · May 15, 2011

Aurantica said:
Well jeez why would I? I mean there's no doubt he's real! he even ate the cookies this year!

P.S. I get it we just have fun in different ways.

For example, we have sex regularly.[/QUOTE]

And with people that don;t have valve's attached to them and plastic orifices.

Aurantica · May 15, 2011

*snip*
This isn't humor, just a friendly tip.

Never, and I mean never, use Comet as a lube. You'd think it would be great. right? Tingly and what have you? But no. Nope.
*snip*

It's also a dry powder.... But at least you won't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.

lovecraft68 · May 15, 2011

Aurantica said:
*snip*
This isn't humor, just a friendly tip.

Never, and I mean never, use Comet as a lube. You'd think it would be great. right? Tingly and what have you? But no. Nope.
*snip*

It's also a dry powder.... But at least you won't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.

And in Lord Steve's case it could clean off the crusties from the inside of the "pussy in a can"

satindesire · May 15, 2011

Aurantica said:
*snip*
This isn't humor, just a friendly tip.

Never, and I mean never, use Comet as a lube. You'd think it would be great. right? Tingly and what have you? But no. Nope.
*snip*

It's also a dry powder.... But at least you won't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.

Oh My Sweet Baby Jesus.

*horrified*

Aurantica · May 15, 2011

satindesire said:
Oh My Sweet Baby Jesus.

*horrified*

I was only recomending it in "Lord" Steve's case.

DeepGreenEyes · May 15, 2011

Aurantica said:
*snip*
This isn't humor, just a friendly tip.

Never, and I mean never, use Comet as a lube. You'd think it would be great. right? Tingly and what have you? But no. Nope.
*snip*

It's also a dry powder.... But at least you won't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.

Well, um, yeah. That was part of the issue.

And don't rub it in. So to speak.

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