Free Association Thread 5

Tio_Narratore · Apr 25, 2018

JKendallDane said:
Strip Monopoly can be a lot of fun too.

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Isn't that "Monopoly: Trump Edition," where, if you make enough money in real estate, you can sponsor the Miss Universe Contest and walk into the dressing room?

Handley_Page · Apr 25, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
Isn't that "Monopoly: Trump Edition," where, if you make enough money in real estate, you can sponsor the Miss Universe Contest and walk into the dressing room?

And maybe grab her in some way ?

SamScribble · Apr 25, 2018

Handley_Page said:
And maybe grab her in some way ?

I blame the parents

JKendallDane · Apr 26, 2018

SamScribble said:
I blame the parents

"But Grandma said I could!"

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Tio_Narratore · Apr 26, 2018

JKendallDane said:
"But Grandma said I could!"

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But there may be virtue in grandfathers...

Once I saw mountains angry,
And ranged in battle-front.
Against them stood a little man;
Aye, he was no bigger than my finger.
I laughed, and spoke to one near me,
"Will he prevail?"
"Surely," replied this other;
"His grandfathers beat them many times."
Then did I see much virtue in grandfathers-
At least, for the little man
Who stood against the mountains.

-from Stephen Crane, The Black Riders and Other Lines, 1905

JKendallDane · Apr 26, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
But there may be virtue in grandfathers...

Once I saw mountains angry,
And ranged in battle-front.
Against them stood a little man;
Aye, he was no bigger than my finger.
I laughed, and spoke to one near me,
"Will he prevail?"
"Surely," replied this other;
"His grandfathers beat them many times."
Then did I see much virtue in grandfathers-
At least, for the little man
Who stood against the mountains.

-from Stephen Crane, The Black Riders and Other Lines, 1905

A mountain is just a molehill with a self-inflated ego.

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Handley_Page · Apr 26, 2018

JKendallDane said:
A mountain is just a molehill with a self-inflated ego.

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perhaps a molehill is a volcano with pretensions ?

JKendallDane · Apr 26, 2018

Handley_Page said:
perhaps a molehill is a volcano with pretensions ?

Possibly, but according to my college earth science professor, a volcano is when Mother Nature had too much to drink and throws up.

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Tio_Narratore · Apr 26, 2018

JKendallDane said:
Possibly, but according to my college earth science professor, a volcano is when Mother Nature had too much to drink and throws up.

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Lavomiting?

oggbashan · Apr 26, 2018

JKendallDane said:
Possibly, but according to my college earth science professor, a volcano is when Mother Nature had too much to drink and throws up.

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Water in a magma chamber is a recipe for disaster.

Handley_Page · Apr 26, 2018

oggbashan said:
Water in a magma chamber is a recipe for disaster.

From what I've seen on TV, it can be mighty impressive though.

Tio_Narratore · Apr 27, 2018

oggbashan said:
Water in a magma chamber is a recipe for disaster.

Handley_Page said:
From what I've seen on TV, it can be mighty impressive though.

They're re-enacting the signing of the Magna Carta on TV? That's impressive!

JKendallDane · Apr 27, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
They're re-enacting the signing of the Magna Carta on TV? That's impressive!

Somebody is going to autograph Magnum Condoms? I'd sure like to see that!

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SamScribble · Apr 27, 2018

JKendallDane said:
Somebody is going to autograph Magnum Condoms? I'd sure like to see that!

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Magnum had his own brand of condom! Why wasn't I told this?

Handley_Page · Apr 27, 2018

SamScribble said:
Magnum had his own brand of condom! Why wasn't I told this?

Magnum?
Like these?

Tio_Narratore · Apr 27, 2018

Handley_Page said:
Magnum?
Like these?

or these?

JKendallDane · Apr 27, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
or these?

Can't talk about Magnums and overlook when Dodge decided to invent a muscle car for soccer moms and dropped a 425 horse hemi in a station wagon.

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ThatsTheGuy · Apr 27, 2018

JKendallDane said:
Can't talk about Magnums and overlook when Dodge decided to invent a muscle car for soccer moms and dropped a 425 horse hemi in a station wagon.

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That was one of the worst mistakes outside of them renaming a truck the SuperBee.

Handley_Page · Apr 27, 2018

JKendallDane said:
Can't talk about Magnums and overlook when Dodge decided to invent a muscle car for soccer moms and dropped a 425 horse hemi in a station wagon.

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WTF is a 'hemi' ?

I recall a different magnum: https://www.google.com/search?q=.357+magnum&client=firefox-b&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=7QzyMw50YddxnM%253A%252CJnl6WjmL5qWCDM%252C_&usg=__2l_Zopt31N1Si1kqu_ObjK5gBDI%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjhsMe0gNvaAhUM2aQKHUCMACUQ9QEIRTAF#imgrc=7QzyMw50YddxnM:

JKendallDane · Apr 27, 2018

Handley_Page said:
WTF is a 'hemi' ?

I recall a different magnum: https://www.google.com/search?q=.357+magnum&client=firefox-b&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=7QzyMw50YddxnM%253A%252CJnl6WjmL5qWCDM%252C_&usg=__2l_Zopt31N1Si1kqu_ObjK5gBDI%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjhsMe0gNvaAhUM2aQKHUCMACUQ9QEIRTAF#imgrc=7QzyMw50YddxnM:

This explains it better than I could, HP.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Hemi_engine

So we have rubbers, candy, a mythical PI, a hell-on-wheels car, plenty of champagn, and hand guns. Sounds like all the makings of a plot bunny on steroids to me.

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Handley_Page · Apr 27, 2018

RubenR said:
This Magnum combines most of them...

Personally, I prefer the Jesse Stone stories. Mr Selleck did Very Well with them, I reckon.

Tio_Narratore · Apr 28, 2018

A last thought on "magnum," though.

The opening on the bottom of the skull for the spinal cord is called the foramen magnum, Latin, literally for "big hole." I always explained to students that they have to call it that so they don't go home telling their parents that the teacher had them find "the big hole on the bottom."

Handley_Page · Apr 28, 2018

Tio_Narratore said:
A last thought on "magnum," though.

The opening on the bottom of the skull for the spinal cord is called the foramen magnum, Latin, literally for "big hole." I always explained to students that they have to call it that so they don't go home telling their parents that the teacher had them find "the big hole on the bottom."

The opening in my boat hull was not so described by the boat yard.

JKendallDane · Apr 28, 2018

Handley_Page said:
The opening in my boat hull was not so described by the boat yard.

"A boat is a hole in the water into which you pour money."

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SamScribble · Apr 28, 2018

JKendallDane said:
"A boat is a hole in the water into which you pour money."

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Also ... If you would like to experience ocean racing in the safety of your own home, try standing under the shower for an hour or two, tearing up 20 pound notes.

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