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Yes! Leave it cleaner than you found it, that's our motto. Or something. Ahem.

That is why I don't wear condoms. Whenever a women insists I simply say i am going green and if she cares about our mother earth she will allow me to ride her from behind bareback.
 
That is why I don't wear condoms. Whenever a women insists I simply say i am going green and if she cares about our mother earth she will allow me to ride her from behind bareback.

It's only good if you also shout "ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES" while doing her.
 
It's only good if you also shout "ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES" while doing her.

I just wear the hat and put my cigarette out on her ass. She gets the point. Of course I don't smoke so it gets pretty awkward at times. The point needs to be made though
 
I just wear the hat and put my cigarette out on her ass. She gets the point. Of course I don't smoke so it gets pretty awkward at times. The point needs to be made though

Well at least you don't insist on dressing up like Smokey the Bear anymore.
 
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