his cock was as wide as was long
she looked quite aghast - 'that's just wrong!'
he said 'doesn't matter,
on youtube it's fatter
and lifts heavy weights, cos it's strong!'
A young maid from the convent recent
owned a cat with a tail quite bent
under covers puss snuggled
when maid turned they struggled
and what was a maid now was went
that's really just so inappropriate
she thought, as he half-shaved his goatee. it
showed more than it should
but less than it could
as he balanced tip-toe on a drill bit
