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Old 11-19-2017, 09:43 PM   #576
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The only thing that makes this job worthwhile, apart from earnestly trying to help people, is the two wonderful blonde women who a) do most of the work; b) keep me from beating people up; and c) give me something pleasant to look at all day. I'd be notorious without them.
Nurse Ratchett?
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:07 PM   #577
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Doctor Ratchett?
Maybe in the eating disorders unit. But we run a good and caring practice here. Although I sometimes have to function as a bouncer in regard to the meth patients.
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:16 PM   #578
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I practice being good and caring . . . I pet them and love them and call them George.
This conversation is getting too serious for me tonight.
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:28 PM   #579
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It's late on a Sunday evening.
But Steinbeck ain't that serious. :-)
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Old 11-19-2017, 10:41 PM   #580
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But Steinbeck ain't so very serious.
Oh, I wasn't quoting Of Mice and Men.
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Old 11-19-2017, 11:23 PM   #581
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Oh, I wasn't quoting Steinbeck.
No, that was a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
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Old 11-20-2017, 11:46 AM   #582
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No, that was a Bugs Bunny toy.
And you thought it would be funny to push it into another hole?
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Old 11-20-2017, 12:02 PM   #583
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And you thought those ears would fit?
Well, I do like to challenge myself.
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Old 11-20-2017, 01:28 PM   #584
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Well, I do like their Challenger meatloaf.
The one with psilocybe mushrooms to improve your color vision? Yeah, that't top-of-the-line.
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Old 11-20-2017, 01:56 PM   #585
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if I knew what I was talking about, I'd say psilocybin, but yeah, it can have that effect.
As for meatloaf, I've been trying to perfect that for years, but I still don't have it just exactly right.
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Old 11-20-2017, 02:03 PM   #586
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We’ve been singing “Paradise by the dashboard light” for years now, but I still don’t know the exact song-text.
I have the same with “Proud Mary”.
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Old 11-20-2017, 07:16 PM   #587
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I'll have the same “Bloody Mary” with mescaline. Stirred with a real swizzle stick please; nothing anatomical.
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant (except major alkaloids).
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Old 11-20-2017, 07:51 PM   #588
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I think I got something at Alice's Restaurant. Anybody got any antacids . . . or antibiotics?
Um, yes to both. Good luck.
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:54 AM   #589
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Um, say yes to both of them. Good luck.
Ehhh... I don't think they intended to share.
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Ahhh... I don't intend to share.
Pretty please?
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Look me in the eyes and say that again.
Yes, Master. Your wish is my command.
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Yes, Master. Your fish is awaiting your command.
Fish? It's Thanksgiving here in the U.S., I'll be having turkey!
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God bless our yearly poultry holocaust!
Me, I'm just hoping to find an open bar and a lonely clam.
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Me, I'm just going to an open air art festival with my Auntie Mame.
Been smoking the whacky weed again, haven't ya?
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Been reading Greek history and drinking, have you?
Yes, honestly, but my primary ambition for the evening is to get laid. Although I'm not sure I remember how. . . .
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Yes, my primary ambition for the evening is to make baklava. Although I'm not sure I remember how. . . .
Recipe?
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Young Greek woman or her grandmother.
Either could serve the purpose, though both pose problems.
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Either could serve the purpose, though with both I'd probably have to propose . . . that's a problem.
Better stick with local girls who know the score.
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Better stick with the local girls who've acquired a few talents.
Well, of course the thing is that the local girls are the ones whose pants you want to get into, while their grandmothers have all the best recipes.
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