H HeyAll Literotica Guru Joined Jun 25, 2008 Posts 5,220 Dec 7, 2014 #1,627 "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 12, 2014 #1,630 "That's not my name?" Last edited: Dec 19, 2014
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,632 "I know your a keen member of the NRA, but your safe here, you don't need the gun especialy not in there. I need to get in there too."
"I know your a keen member of the NRA, but your safe here, you don't need the gun especialy not in there. I need to get in there too."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,635 "Is it too late to do this with your hot friend instead?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,637 "Oh yeah I forgot im legally obligated to inform you..."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,638 "Can I put a bag over your face?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,639 "I'm going to recommend that you go see a plastic surgeon ASAP."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,640 "You know what, i'm not drunk enough to do this."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,641 "Your the spitting image of my mom."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,643 "I am so sorry wrong room, it's not my fault it's dark and I don't have my glasses."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,644 "Wow your utter crap at this, you are a failure of a man."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,647 "I know I just met you tonight but I want your baby."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,649 "I cheated on you... i'm so sorry!"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Dec 19, 2014 #1,650 "I have a kinky request eat my shit, please?"
