Old 04-06-2013, 11:24 PM   #1476
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Asshat theater presents: Serial asshats.

From one guy all in the same day

Hey how are u? What are u up too? U look amazing. Lets chat

Four hours later:

Hello sub, how are u? What your name? Looking for a fun sexy girl like you for ongoing play. Lets chat

Ten hours later:

Hey hon good morning. What are u up to? Lets chat. U have yahoo messenger? Talk soon, and hopefully we can hook up and play.

So within less than 24 hours he's started using familiar terms and begging for RL sex...... jeez.


Damned sixteen year olds. Some people's kids, I tell ya.

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Old 04-06-2013, 11:32 PM   #1477
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you're too funny, girl.
Me thinks your admirer Knoweth not which end of the whip you wield..


The way i see it, Beachmomma..at least he was offering you multiple orgasms.

Mine proceeded to inform me how much he enjoyed the dribbling of pee mixed in with his semen held securely inside his lover when she wears a body shaper...




That^^^ from a post I made of a woman wearing a lavender body shaper on the BBW thread ....
OMFG! Are you kidding me? Where the hell do these people get this material? They don't expect us to believe it's their own creativity. Do they?

Fuck. That's not creative. That's just....disgusting.

My whip-wielding is very much dependent on my mood. I'm in more of a "Baby Girl, sit on Daddy's lap and let me make it all better" mood at the moment. Any more PMs like that, and I might just have to drag out my bullwhip and show just how adept I am at cracking it.
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Old 04-06-2013, 11:35 PM   #1478
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I wish I'd kept my favorite one... it was shortly after I got onto the boards and I got a PM from a woman (that's what she claimed, anyway) who told me she didn't care if I was a man or a woman, she would fuck me.
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Old 04-07-2013, 02:56 PM   #1479
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Those are Illinois plates. One of the most restrictive states in the union. They're lucky their nanny-state legislature trusts them to drive their own cars.
They do have a gun raffle sign in the window of the drive up.....

Two six packs, a pack of camel unfiltered, and a ticket for that rifle, please!

It is true....restrictive. Be nice if they limit the crassness of the bumper stickers they let people drive around with, though. What if I had a little kid with me? Can't have a gun....but it's ok to be an asshat to a 10-year-old girl if she happens to be in the car behind him.
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Old 04-07-2013, 03:02 PM   #1480
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OMFG! Are you kidding me? Where the hell do these people get this material? They don't expect us to believe it's their own creativity. Do they?

Fuck. That's not creative. That's just....disgusting.

My whip-wielding is very much dependent on my mood. I'm in more of a "Baby Girl, sit on Daddy's lap and let me make it all better" mood at the moment. Any more PMs like that, and I might just have to drag out my bullwhip and show just how adept I am at cracking it.
Yeah, I know, "gross" was what came to my mind, too.. *shrugs* I'm not exactly sure why I get the odd pms...
I mean , I am aware I am a kumquat in a basket of grapes, but I didn't think I gave off the "Pm -me-with-any-weird-freaky-fet-your-brain-comes-up-with" vibe..

Handled with more grace than most of you probably think I'm capable of...
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Old 04-07-2013, 03:34 PM   #1481
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Old 04-07-2013, 11:30 PM   #1482
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Most of the time I delete. If I respond, I try to be nice about it. Sometimes, like that last pm, the devil on my shoulder kicks the angel's ass and I just can't resist a little snark.
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Old 04-07-2013, 11:32 PM   #1483
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Now I'm afraid to send PM's
We don't have a problem with PM's, per se. We have a problem with total strangers assuming that we're here to be their personal sex toy.

In other words, PM asshats.
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Old 04-07-2013, 11:34 PM   #1484
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We don't have a problem with PM's, per se. We have a problem with total strangers assuming that we're here to be their personal sex toy.

In other words, PM asshats.
I know what was meant and that's why I was worried.
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Old 04-08-2013, 12:29 AM   #1485
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I'm not sure if this classifies as PM asshat's but I got a PM to come join a random dude on yahoo and jerk off with him while we would discuss Kate Bekinsdale ...
I don't even like her and yeah, no thanks ... :/
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Old 04-11-2013, 11:47 AM   #1486
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I'm going to lobby to get this back to its home. Or at least near its home in the HT cafe.
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Old 04-11-2013, 11:58 AM   #1487
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I'm going to lobby to get this back to its home. Or at least near its home in the HT cafe.
I was wondering why it got moved. I don't think most of the asshats reside in The Playground, anyway, so they aren't benefitting from the read...
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Old 04-11-2013, 12:24 PM   #1488
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There still is a fair share on the PG, and I don't cruise the HT cafe. Funny enough, dumbass PMs lowered when I started visiting the GB.

Edit: it really lowers if you take yourself offline.
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Old 04-11-2013, 12:34 PM   #1489
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I don't think it's a PG vs GB thing, anyway.. most of the ones I've received came from lurkers. People who have been around AGES but have like one or two posts...which baffles me. How does one even do that?
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Old 04-11-2013, 12:59 PM   #1490
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I was wondering why it got moved. I don't think most of the asshats reside in The Playground, anyway, so they aren't benefitting from the read...
I think it got moved during the whole season of people debating the ethics of us berating these fuckwits. It wasn't very "How To", I suppose. Fair enough, but it should've just been moved to the cafe, as most of the participants were HTers. I'm hoping it will get moved there.

@Aquagal- You may lower the number of Asshat PMs by visiting the GB, but you significantly increase your exposure to GBers, so you've got to weigh that out.
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Old 04-11-2013, 01:03 PM   #1491
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this isn't so very bad--got is this morning:

are you into open minded roleplay?

The trouble is that it had a Read Receipt attached to it. Is it just me or is that about the most presumptuous and tacky thing a person can do? (Other than pictures of their equipment anyway.)
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There still is a fair share on the PG, and I don't cruise the HT cafe. Funny enough, dumbass PMs lowered when I started visiting the GB.

Edit: it really lowers if you take yourself offline.
Yeah, that's why I always fly stealth mode on here...those who care enough to be actually interested manage to figure it out somehow. Just showing up as being online invites a wealth of "Hey, you have yahoo? You have a cam? Here's my yahoo want to watch me jerk off?"

Briefly entertained the idea of setting up an alt...22 y.o. blonde virgin nymphomaniac profile...then buy myself one of those full head gorilla masks and set up my cam...good times to be had by all. Got the idea from that Chatroullette vid someone posted.
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Old 04-11-2013, 01:20 PM   #1493
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I think it got moved during the whole season of people debating the ethics of us berating these fuckwits. It wasn't very "How To", I suppose. Fair enough, but it should've just been moved to the cafe, as most of the participants were HTers. I'm hoping it will get moved there.

@Aquagal- You may lower the number of Asshat PMs by visiting the GB, but you significantly increase your exposure to GBers, so you've got to weigh that out.
I've never been attacked there, and thread leg humping is pretty much nil, so that's a win/win. For me.

I think Redhaired has a similar PG thread so wondered why this one got moved also.
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Stumbled onto this thread to see what kind of rubbish women on the Lit community have to put up with. I guessed it was bad but holy shit!

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I've been thinking for a while whether I should share that PM or not, because I created a thread in which I asked for role play partners, so I should not complain. But that PM is just, well, disturbing. At least for me. Please note that my profile pic is a pic of my ear.

I could not believe it. I never even knew that kind of fetish existed.
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Old 04-11-2013, 02:19 PM   #1495
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I've never been attacked there, and thread leg humping is pretty much nil, so that's a win/win. For me.

I think Redhaired has a similar PG thread so wondered why this one got moved also.
I was mostly just kidding. Some people find their GB experience to be grand. Others, not so much. I can't say I've ever really had a bad experience there. My time there has just been extremely limited. But I've seen some threads and read the horror stories. Seems like many leave licking their wounds.
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All hail Pmann for bringing this thread back to its proper home.
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Old 04-11-2013, 05:24 PM   #1497
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i still wanna know why my beautiful thread was ever moved in the first place. and by whom. it made absolutely no sense in the playground.

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I was mostly just kidding. Some people find their GB experience to be grand. Others, not so much. I can't say I've ever really had a bad experience there. My time there has just been extremely limited. But I've seen some threads and read the horror stories. Seems like many leave licking their wounds.
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i think it got moved during the whole season of people debating the ethics of us berating these fuckwits. it wasn't very "how to", i suppose. fair enough, but it should've just been moved to the cafe, as most of the participants were HTers.
there was a perfectly good reason for it to be on HT. it's why i started it there in the first place.

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