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A toast to the bride and her groom
I'll soon meet them both in their room
This ménage à trois
 
A toast to the bride and her groom
I'll soon meet them both in their room
This ménage à trois
Soon moved to the spa
 
A toast to the bride and her groom
I'll soon meet them both in their room
This ménage à trois
Soon moved to the spa
But what did I do, and with whom? :eek::D
 
Our memories fade with old age
Don't go into that good night, just rage
 
Our memories fade with old age
Don't go into that good night, just rage
Forget about it?:)
 
Our memories fade with old age
Don't go into that good night, just rage
Forget about it?:)
But don't ever quit
 
Our memories fade with old age
Don't go into that good night, just rage
Forget about it?
But don't ever quit
Turn over and start a fresh page
 
A picnic was planned, off they went
To the spot they'd often frequent
Secluded green space
 
A picnic was planned, off they went
To the spot they'd often frequent
Secluded green space
She'd sit on his face
 
A picnic was planned, off they went
To the spot they'd often frequent
Secluded green space
She'd sit on his face
Thus causing his trousers to 'tent'
 
She blew cum bubbles for fun
A strange hobby for a nun
She said "It's a habit"
 
She blew cum bubbles for fun
A strange hobby for a nun
She said "It's a habit
I trained with a rabbit"
 
She blew cum bubbles for fun
A strange hobby for a nun
She said "It's a habit
I trained with a rabbit"
Where I learned how to fuck like one
 
While lifting some weights in the gym
Her pants ripped, revealing her quim
She sure doesn't shave
 
While lifting some weights in the gym
Her pants ripped, revealing her quim
She sure doesn't shave
A big bushy cave
 
sorry...can't resist...

While lifting some weights in the gym
Her pants ripped, revealing her quim
She sure doesn't shave
A big bushy cave
It's high time she gave it a trim! :eek:
 
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