BeachMomma
Sweet n Innocent
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I've gotten a metric fuck-ton of unsolicited PMs lately. They're just too boring to bother putting on here.
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You're sending asshat PMs to the wrong ladies?Wow. Hot and twisted. What a great imagination. Why have I never met any women like this?
lol! Fuck-ton!I've gotten a metric fuck-ton of unsolicited PMs lately. They're just too boring to bother putting on here.
Nope not in the slightest!random person with no posts said:I hv a fantasy to make love a woman while her man watches us.. he then joins us to give his wife the pleasure of being loved by 2 men.. 2 tongues 2 pair of lips and hands caressing her... and ofcourse to mention.. 2 dicks... does it turn u on?
That's a highly technical term - it's more than a shit-ton but less than a gazillion.lol! Fuck-ton!
Me, too!
Nope not in the slightest!
Oh, that's good! I'm going to remember that![laughs]
Tell him your fantasy is to fuck a guy with a huge strap-on. Worked for me!
[laughs]
Tell him your fantasy is to fuck a guy with a huge strap-on. Worked for me!
From the files of "Just When You Thought You'd Seen It All"
I've decided there are worse things than poor spelling and grammar. I had a PM today in which the writer addressed me by another name.
I couldn't resist. I replied, "You might want to consider calling someone by their correct screen name if you want a response."
I swear to God, I shit you not. This is the reply I got in return: "Oops. Sorry. Well, thanks for responding despite an incorrect name. Are you interested in talking still?"
I guess I really should give him extra points for tenacity, but I'm not particularly feeling all that generous at the moment. Before somebody gives me shit about losing my cool, I'm actually laughing at the whole thing. (Sorry, that's in reference to another thread. lol) But I swear, honestly, how ridiculous can one person get?
Fate, scratch that; I did not just ask that question. I didn't mean it as a dare or a challenge, so please don't think you have to show me just how ridiculous people can get.
*shaking my head in amazement and amusement*
xxx said:So you don't need instructions for eating cum Babe? I would love to see you doing that, most especially if it were my load.
I have been requesting that women on Lit send me pictures of themselves for my jack-off collection. Love to have some from you to enjoy.
I'm just a horny 58yo guy who recently got busted by this wife for fucking a 29 yo, so now I'm (sadly) back to jacking-off for sweet relief.
Oh, brother.I got this gem today.....
I got this gem today.....
Wouldn't it be hilarious if, unbeknownst to him, his wife is also a Litster - and he accidentally sends the same PM to her?Am I the only one who wants to respond and ask if this strategy has been working for him?
[laughs]
Can't help it, I am curious.
A play on words, perhaps? Maybe he thinks English professor is a nice way to say he professes to be English?I keep getting PM's from a bloke claiming to be an english professor. Going by the grammar and punctuation, I think not!
Oh, brother.
How many pictures did you send??
Am I the only one who wants to respond and ask if this strategy has been working for him?
[laughs]
Can't help it, I am curious.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if, unbeknownst to him, his wife is also a Litster - and he accidentally sends the same PM to her?
It sounds like she may be his next ex-wife.I thought it was interesting that he referred to his wife a "this wife". I wonder which number "this wife" actually is.
Maybe I should send him someone's cock pic to jizz all over.
Oh, I'm laughing! I love the sig pic!oh..my. How did I not know about
this thread??? This could be better than the blurt thread for me..
I got this gem today.....
I got one yesterday in the same vein - nice to know that somebody is paying attention!I got a very cute, unsolicited PM this morning that actually brightened my day. To the writer, please don't think I'm outing you as an asshat, because I'm not. It was a very sweet PM.
He made a joke about the pearl necklace in my av, then asked me not to consider him an asshat. He just couldn't resist the opportunity to tease me a little.
This was one of the few unsolicited PMs that made me smile. Mr. Not-an-Asshat, thank you.