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lovecraft68 said:
Reminds me a of a line I used in a paid BDSM work

"How much extra do you pay the girls to lie and say you used up the full hour instead of just the first five minutes?"
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I just read an article about time spent screwing in America. It ranges from like 2 minutes to 7 minutes, depending on your state. Seems to me most people don't enjoy sex.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
I just read an article about time spent screwing in America. It ranges from like 2 minutes to 7 minutes, depending on your state. Seems to me most people don't enjoy sex.
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Three years ago I met a girl who was 22 and a Craig's list prostitute. I paid her her $100 to spend an hour talking to her at a Dunkin Donuts and asking her shit load of questions.

They charge by half hour/hour, but let's face it the average john is an older guy, who is overly excited and how long can it last. So I asked how she kills the time

Basically she'll talk and a tease a little, take her time taking her clothes off and do a lot of "light touching" sometimes even a little massage.

her average client was pushing fifty and seemed as interested in just watching her than actually fucking her (her theory was they knew they were going to go off quick) she said many were looking for the GFE experience, those were the ones that would book an hour,

She said that I would be a little younger than her average client, but in far better shape. She said on occasions she got a younger good looking guy she would enjoy it. Otherwise she would be thinking about her term paper while giving head for the 2 minutes it took to get them to cum.

People look at hookers in a degrading light. In reality their opinion of their Johns is that they are pathetic. After all who is really the sadder of the two? The one earning the money with something someone wants or someone who has to pay for it?

It took at least fifteen minutes before she realized I was only there to talk and wasn't going to say okay, lets hit yoiur place around the corner.
 
lovecraft68 said:
Three years ago I met a girl who was 22 and a Craig's list prostitute. I paid her her $100 to spend an hour talking to her at a Dunkin Donuts and asking her shit load of questions.

They charge by half hour/hour, but let's face it the average john is an older guy, who is overly excited and how long can it last. So I asked how she kills the time

Basically she'll talk and a tease a little, take her time taking her clothes off and do a lot of "light touching" sometimes even a little massage.

her average client was pushing fifty and seemed as interested in just watching her than actually fucking her (her theory was they knew they were going to go off quick) she said many were looking for the GFE experience, those were the ones that would book an hour,

She said that I would be a little younger than her average client, but in far better shape. She said on occasions she got a younger good looking guy she would enjoy it. Otherwise she would be thinking about her term paper while giving head for the 2 minutes it took to get them to cum.

People look at hookers in a degrading light. In reality their opinion of their Johns is that they are pathetic. After all who is really the sadder of the two? The one earning the money with something someone wants or someone who has to pay for it?

It took at least fifteen minutes before she realized I was only there to talk and wasn't going to say okay, lets hit yoiur place around the corner.
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I cant do pussy killing marathons anymore, I don't want to do pussy killers anymore. It makes more sense to unload about the time she's ready....whether its 20 minutes or whatever. If shes ready in 5 minutes whats the point of more time?

Johns are pathetic? LOL Maybe she needs to find a job at Wally World or a Salvation Army flop house, making minimum wage. I don't know any woman who wont trade 10-20 bux of office work for 100-200 bux in bed for the same hour of time.

She robbed you.
 
JAMESBJOHNSON said:
I cant do pussy killing marathons anymore, I don't want to do pussy killers anymore. It makes more sense to unload about the time she's ready....whether its 20 minutes or whatever. If shes ready in 5 minutes whats the point of more time?

Johns are pathetic? LOL Maybe she needs to find a job at Wally World or a Salvation Army flop house, making minimum wage. I don't know any woman who wont trade 10-20 bux of office work for 100-200 bux in bed for the same hour of time.

She robbed you.
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She never said she would not take their money, but women in the sex industyr(hookers, strippers) have total disdain for men.

I went to the Foxy Lady with a hot shot client one time. Mr Armani suit, Mister Bentley.

High roller, throwing his money around and acting cool. Spends two hundred dollars on this girl to gyrate naked on his lap for about ten minutes and he blows his load.

He offered to pay for a dance for me and I was drunk enough to not care who he was and told him,

"Sorry my idea of being a man isn't paying a girl to wiggled for me and cumming in my underwear like a 14 your old."

And trust me that stripper was laughing her ass off and pointing and giggling at him for the rest of the night. They all do.
 
lovecraft68 said:
Three years ago I met a girl who was 22 and a Craig's list prostitute. I paid her her $100 to spend an hour talking to her at a Dunkin Donuts and asking her shit load of questions.

They charge by half hour/hour, but let's face it the average john is an older guy, who is overly excited and how long can it last. So I asked how she kills the time

Basically she'll talk and a tease a little, take her time taking her clothes off and do a lot of "light touching" sometimes even a little massage.

her average client was pushing fifty and seemed as interested in just watching her than actually fucking her (her theory was they knew they were going to go off quick) she said many were looking for the GFE experience, those were the ones that would book an hour,

She said that I would be a little younger than her average client, but in far better shape. She said on occasions she got a younger good looking guy she would enjoy it. Otherwise she would be thinking about her term paper while giving head for the 2 minutes it took to get them to cum.

People look at hookers in a degrading light. In reality their opinion of their Johns is that they are pathetic. After all who is really the sadder of the two? The one earning the money with something someone wants or someone who has to pay for it?

It took at least fifteen minutes before she realized I was only there to talk and wasn't going to say okay, lets hit yoiur place around the corner.
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Interesting.

I read an article a while back about a high-priced call girl to the wealthy, many of whom were politicians. She said many clients were older and just looking for someone to talk to and listen to them.
 
Zeb_Carter said:
Five minutes? I don't ever think I have been done that quickly. Twenty, thirty minutes at a minimum. Five! Hardly. Really. Never less then twenty minutes. Truth.

That's why my wife and I were always in such good shape. Twenty minute workouts three to four times a week does wonders for muscle tone. :devil:
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Uh-huh. . .

This forum thread. Or the article that inspired it.

All joking aside, if it took me 20 minutes of thrusting to get my wife off (or her to get ME off), then I'm pretty sure we're doing something wrong. Not to say we've never fucked each other raw, because we have - but that's seldom the norm and never the goal. :)
 
BuckyDuckman said:
Uh-huh. . .

This forum thread. Or the article that inspired it.

All joking aside, if it took me 20 minutes of thrusting to get my wife off (or her to get ME off), then I'm pretty sure we're doing something wrong. Not to say we've never fucked each other raw, because we have - but that's seldom the norm and never the goal. :)
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Thank you.

If a woman wants you off in very little time she can do it.

Besides there is nothing wrong with a five minute quickie especially if its against the car in a public garage and the thrill is to have a dirty little quickie. Of course I suppose people will say they went for an hour even then:rolleyes:

My daughter jokes about writing a book called "Real men say what?"

I'm sure the "I never cum in less than a half hour" would make the cut.
 
lovecraft68 said:
Three years ago I met a girl who was 22 and a Craig's list prostitute. I paid her her $100 to spend an hour talking to her at a Dunkin Donuts and asking her shit load of questions.

They charge by half hour/hour, but let's face it the average john is an older guy, who is overly excited and how long can it last. So I asked how she kills the time

Basically she'll talk and a tease a little, take her time taking her clothes off and do a lot of "light touching" sometimes even a little massage.

her average client was pushing fifty and seemed as interested in just watching her than actually fucking her (her theory was they knew they were going to go off quick) she said many were looking for the GFE experience, those were the ones that would book an hour,

She said that I would be a little younger than her average client, but in far better shape. She said on occasions she got a younger good looking guy she would enjoy it. Otherwise she would be thinking about her term paper while giving head for the 2 minutes it took to get them to cum.

People look at hookers in a degrading light. In reality their opinion of their Johns is that they are pathetic. After all who is really the sadder of the two? The one earning the money with something someone wants or someone who has to pay for it?

It took at least fifteen minutes before she realized I was only there to talk and wasn't going to say okay, lets hit yoiur place around the corner.
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It makes sense. I wrote an ex- escort story once.
I've contemplated a direct escort story, but for some reason I can't find the creativity to cross certain lines. I dabble around them like a pussy.
 
lovecraft68 said:
She never said she would not take their money, but women in the sex industyr(hookers, strippers) have total disdain for men.
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LC, as much as I like you and as often as we tend to agree on things - I swear there are times when your blanket statements just freak me the fuck out. That's certainly the cliche of women in the sex industry and it's certainly not difficult to find sex workers who feel that way. But those blanket statements, man - it just kills me!

Makes me think a part of you believes all poor people are poor because they don't apply themselves effectively. All African-Americans have a natural advantage in sports because of their African ancestry. And all bull dyke lesbians have short hair, fat bellies, wear jeans rolled up at the bottom and a lot of flannel. (Okay, maybe that last one, LMAO!!!!)
 
BuckyDuckman said:
LC, as much as I like you and as often as we tend to agree on things - I swear there are times when your blanket statements just freak me the fuck out. That's certainly the cliche of women in the sex industry and it's certainly not difficult to find sex workers who feel that way. But those blanket statements, man - it just kills me!

Makes me think a part of you believes all poor people are poor because they don't apply themselves effectively. All African-Americans have a natural advantage in sports because of their African ancestry. And all bull dyke lesbians have short hair, fat bellies, wear jeans rolled up at the bottom and a lot of flannel. (Okay, maybe that last one, LMAO!!!!)
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No a lot of people are poor because of a combination of born into it, don't have the ambition or tools to fix and lately are held down by the top 2% of our caste nation

As for sex workers? I am sure they very much respect the men who have to pay for sex and hand them hundreds to show them their tits.

I am sure they love men! That's why many go the other way or are bi.

ETA or delete things unnecessary to the purpose of the thread.
 
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lovecraft68 said:
No a lot of people are poor because of a combination of born into it, don't have the ambition or tools to fix and lately are held down by the top 2% of our caste nation

As for sex workers? I am sure they very much respect the men who have to pay for sex and hand them hundreds to show them their tits.

I am sure they love men! That's why many go the other way or are bi.

Want a blank statement? There is a type of man-and sadly they make a up a good percentage of our gender-who are garbage and women know it, there is a another faction that's just kind of clueless, but they're harmless.

I have few male friends because I am not shy about that opinion and they hate me for it, but really can't say a whole lot because I'm not the person they particularly want to go to the next level with so they just call me names and walk away.

Back when I was young and a real jerk I would have the added laugh of fucking their wives, but I grew out of that.
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I agree 100%. I'll even suggest that like cops, sex workers probably encounter more of the scum of the Earth than the rest of us. I'm sure not a fan of most cops, either.

Back when I was a medic, I had a sick, cruel sense of humor as a coping mechanism, too. I remember snapping at a bleeding soldier, "Really? On my clean floor? I just mopped!" Not one of my stellar moments, though the look on his shocked and surprised face still makes me smile a little bit.
 
lovecraft68 said:
She never said she would not take their money, but women in the sex industyr(hookers, strippers) have total disdain for men.

I went to the Foxy Lady with a hot shot client one time. Mr Armani suit, Mister Bentley.

High roller, throwing his money around and acting cool. Spends two hundred dollars on this girl to gyrate naked on his lap for about ten minutes and he blows his load.

He offered to pay for a dance for me and I was drunk enough to not care who he was and told him,

"Sorry my idea of being a man isn't paying a girl to wiggled for me and cumming in my underwear like a 14 your old."

And trust me that stripper was laughing her ass off and pointing and giggling at him for the rest of the night. They all do.
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What you report is at odds with my years of experiences with hookers. Most want the quick cash, and many have steady boyfriends. Most have chaotic lives, which is how we became acquainted.
 
lovecraft68 said:
No a lot of people are poor because of a combination of born into it, don't have the ambition or tools to fix and lately are held down by the top 2% of our caste nation

As for sex workers? I am sure they very much respect the men who have to pay for sex and hand them hundreds to show them their tits.

I am sure they love men! That's why many go the other way or are bi.

ETA or delete things unnecessary to the purpose of the thread.
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Well, shit - I was writing a reply while you were editing! You're right, though. We're off topic. (And heaven forbid a thread should ever stray off topic for a couple posts! LOL)

Not that it matters, but all is cool with me and I think you have a greater amount of tolerance than you let on at times.

To make a comment that's thread related, so far the differences between my partner and I are what's making this contest fun.
 
BuckyDuckman said:
Back when I was a medic, I had a sick, cruel sense of humor as a coping mechanism, too. I remember snapping at a bleeding soldier, "Really? On my clean floor? I just mopped!" Not one of my stellar moments, though the look on his shocked and surprised face still makes me smile a little bit.
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I've been married to a paramedic for 17 years. Sick, cruel sense of humor sounds about right. He has to check that at the door for the sake of the kids. He's better at that than keeping the F-Bomb from dropping though.
 
BuckyDuckman said:
Well, shit - I was writing a reply while you were editing! You're right, though. We're off topic. (And heaven forbid a thread should ever stray off topic for a couple posts! LOL)

Not that it matters, but all is cool with me and I think you have a greater amount of tolerance than you let on at times.

To make a comment that's thread related, so far the differences between my partner and I are what's making this contest fun.
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who you calling tolerant! Oh, wait that wasn't an insult.:D

As for differences? Yeah, I can imagine a lot of that looking at the cast of characters involved.
 
BuckyDuckman said:
Uh-huh. . .

This forum thread. Or the article that inspired it.

All joking aside, if it took me 20 minutes of thrusting to get my wife off (or her to get ME off), then I'm pretty sure we're doing something wrong. Not to say we've never fucked each other raw, because we have - but that's seldom the norm and never the goal. :)
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lovecraft68 said:
Thank you.

If a woman wants you off in very little time she can do it.

Besides there is nothing wrong with a five minute quickie especially if its against the car in a public garage and the thrill is to have a dirty little quickie. Of course I suppose people will say they went for an hour even then:rolleyes:

My daughter jokes about writing a book called "Real men say what?"

I'm sure the "I never cum in less than a half hour" would make the cut.
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You're heard of premature ejaculation? Yeah, I don't have that.

I have the exact opposite of that.

It takes me a long time. Now I'm not saying I was constantly thrusting hard for the entire thirty minutes, but I was inside her moving in and out. And it may not have been the speediest thrusting, but it was thrusting.

Don't believe me, too bad, but it is true.
 
Zeb_Carter said:
You're heard of premature ejaculation? Yeah, I don't have that.

I have the exact opposite of that.

It takes me a long time. Now I'm not saying I was constantly thrusting hard for the entire thirty minutes, but I was inside her moving in and out. And it may not have been the speediest thrusting, but it was thrusting.

Don't believe me, too bad, but it is true.
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I'm sure it is, but also know everyone cums quicker sometimes than others.

Give a good example.

When I was the bottom in a D/S relationship a long time ago I would please my mistress then she would roll over, put her ass in the air and say "It's five past three. You have three minutes to cum. If you don;t then you don't"

You can cum pretty quick when you need to sometimes.:eek:
 
I guess I am kind of an odd ball. Every first time I have always lasted 2 to 3 hours. As time and familiarity went along I came down to around 30 minutes. Now I can go longer again because since I tweaked my hip, I can't continually stay in one position for long before I have to change.
 
Sometimes it depends on the wife. There's time she'll wear me out, but other times after a while she's like, "Yeah, okay, I'm good, how about we finish up"

That's something that comes after being together for awhile, you can pretty much say, "Yo, let's go."
 
lovecraft68 said:
Sometimes it depends on the wife. There's time she'll wear me out, but other times after a while she's like, "Yeah, okay, I'm good, how about we finish up"

That's something that comes after being together for awhile, you can pretty much say, "Yo, let's go."
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and who said romance was a dead art form :D
 
I PM'd Laurel and she is good with the dates and the upload. She also said she would be happy to move the story to a nominated Authors account after it is all over, I will just have to let her know who wants what.

Laurel said:
And yes, it's no problem to move the stories to author's accounts afterwards. Once you all are ready to move them, PM me a list of the story titles and the author accounts to which you'd like them moved. If one of the authors in a pair would like it moved to their account, that's fine. OR, if an author pair would like it duelly-credited, they could create a third account - something like "AuthorName1 and AuthorName2" or whatever - to which they both have access and move it there. Whichever way is fine by me!
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I joined literotica with the name The_Odd_Couplings and have a gmail account of the same name to make it easier for everyone when it came time to send the stories through.
TheOddCouplings@gmail.com

Good luck with your coupling everyone!

Now back to the non-thread related business at hand... ;)
 
We'll have to see what happens to ours, both of us has told the other they can have it. Guess we have high hopes for it!:D
 
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