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Cindy flashed the priest from a pew
He choked and out his false teeth flew
Down the blouse of madge crump
Her boobs were so plump
 
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Cindy flashed the priest from a pew
He choked and out his false teeth flew
Down the blouse of madge crump
Her boobs were so plump
That his teeth had plenty to chew!
 
A desperate housewife said "fuck it."
Grabbed hold of some tweezers to pluck it
It got caught in his zipper
When she was a stripper
 
Sister Rose caught the priest in a wank
He said it was for the sperm bank
Rose said, "But the Bible
would think you've gone tribal -
You just filled the chapel fish tank!"

oops!
 
Weespanner deserves to be spanked,
Her crime is number one ranked,
For giving two lines,
'stead of one at a time,
As her punisher, it's me who'll be thanked!
 
Carla was both thin and quite tall
had not been laid since last fall
she needed cock bad
so she found a lad
And literally had a ball


Write Our Own Limericks: As Many Fucking Lines As You Wish At A Time:D
 
She made her way to the back seat
Looking for something to eat.
And oh what she found
 
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