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That's a tale of utter despair!
Then again, I really don't care.
I dont give a hoot
 
That's a tale of utter despair!
Then again, I really don't care.
I don't give a hoot
About some old coot
 
That's a tale of utter despair!
Then again, I really don't care.
I don't give a hoot
About some old coot
I think I’ll go and wash my hair
 
When grooming your hair that's down there
Put it on Facebook and click “share”
Change "Public" to "Friends"
 
When grooming your hair that's down there
Put it on Facebook and click “share.”
Change "Public" to "Friends";
Cut all the loose ends
 
When grooming your hair that's down there
Put it on Facebook and click “share.”
Then wait for the "Likes"
And comments like “Yikes!”
 
When grooming your hair that's down there
Put it on Facebook and click “share.”
Then wait for the "Likes"
And comments like “Yikes!”
It gets best when you go bare.
 
Young Amy liked being tied
By that well hung young stud named Clyde.
He used his thick rope
A limericks trope

 
Young Amy liked being tied
By that well hung young stud named Clyde.
He used his thick rope
A limericks trope
`Cuz Amy had nothing to hide.
 
Lit’s better than Facebook ya’ know
It’s where you make friends you can blow

a minor edit for form and flow
 
Lit’s better than Facebook ya’ know
It’s where you make friends you can blow
Or swap naughty pics
 
Lit’s better than Facebook ya’ know
It’s where you make friends you can blow
Or swap naughty pics
Of titties and dicks
 
Lit’s better than Facebook ya’ know
It’s where you make friends you can blow
Or swap naughty pics
Of titties and dicks
Or live cam to see how things grow :cool:
 
If you have a phallic AV,
It's something I don't need to see
So put it away
Cocks are bad, m'kay
 
If you have a phallic AV,
It's something I don't need to see
So put it away
Cocks are bad, m'kay
But it’s alright to send them to Wee;)
 
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