I'm not leaving the house until after the election.

GimpyIntellect · Jul 8, 2016

Fuck this.

It's too dangerous out there.

I've got online shopping for food.

I can sunbathe nude in my backyard for vitamin D.

Craigslist is available for adult companionship. Hopefully they can swing by.

Literotica friends available for chatting upwards to 16 hours a day.

I'll learn to give myself haircuts.

I saw the dentist six years ago, no need to get a checkup anytime soon.

Why do I need to leave the house? I don't. Going to barricade myself in now.

BRB

Aglaopheme · Jul 8, 2016

And now the Capitol is on lockdown.

GimpyIntellect · Jul 8, 2016

Aglaopheme said:
And now the Capitol is on lockdown.

Barricade yourself.

We'll chat day and night! We don't need the outside world!

Aglaopheme · Jul 8, 2016

GimpyIntellect said:
Barricade yourself.

We'll chat day and night! We don't need the outside world!

Not me, I am going into the fire!

Kimleigh · Jul 8, 2016

The world's gone mad!

GimpyIntellect · Jul 8, 2016

Kimleigh said:
The world's gone mad!

You're on the General Board, the world has gone mad!

Kimleigh · Jul 8, 2016

GimpyIntellect said:
You're on the General Board, the world has gone mad!

I'm scared enough... not commenting any more!

Lancecastor · Jul 8, 2016

President Obama to Urge European Unity in 4-Day Trip to Poland and Spain

No worries....Once Obama finishes unifying Europe, he'll be back to get the USA straightened away.

pensivepoet · Jul 8, 2016

Lancecastor said:
No worries....Once Obama finishes unifying Europe, he'll be back to get the USA straightened away.

If I had my own cool free jet I'd be in Europe too.

Lowrider69 · Jul 8, 2016

Lancecastor said:
No worries....Once Obama finishes unifying Europe, he'll be back to get the USA straightened away.

You got that right ...

barefootgirl69 · Jul 8, 2016

Lancecastor said:
No worries....Once Obama finishes unifying Europe, he'll be back to get the USA straightened away.

He's had how many years to try that?

4est_4est_Gump · Jul 8, 2016

GimpyIntellect said:
Fuck this.

It's too dangerous out there.

I've got online shopping for food.

I can sunbathe nude in my backyard for vitamin D.

Craigslist is available for adult companionship. Hopefully they can swing by.

Literotica friends available for chatting upwards to 16 hours a day.

I'll learn to give myself haircuts.

I saw the dentist six years ago, no need to get a checkup anytime soon.

Why do I need to leave the house? I don't. Going to barricade myself in now.

BRB

Have you forgotten the drones man?

Some of them are armed!

GimpyIntellect · Jul 9, 2016

I'm 24 hours in thus far, boys.

Feeling absolutely great.

Safe and secure.

Totally isolated.

You're probably wondering how I spent my time. No need to ask, I'll tell you:

Did some major cleaning on the DVR. Finished watching the entire season of Billions. Good show.

Jerked off twice to some old Hustler magazines.

Played three games of chess against myself. Won two out of three.

Made some crank calls.

Watched YouTube videos of cats and dogs snuggling.

Meditated.

Listened to some Barry Manilow.

Tried to give myself a haircut, ended up ripping off part of my ear. Needed stitches, but refused to go to the ER. Too scared.

4est_4est_Gump · Jul 9, 2016

I would turn off the Manilow and save my sanity.

GimpyIntellect · Jul 9, 2016

4est_4est_Gump said:
I would turn off the Manilow and save my sanity.

Is your name Lola, are you a showgirl?

4est_4est_Gump · Jul 9, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKpQRjj_WbU

This will explain everything about the world...

GimpyIntellect · Jul 9, 2016

4est_4est_Gump said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKpQRjj_WbU

This will explain everything about the world...

I'm not certain, but I think you gave me this song before.

4est_4est_Gump · Jul 9, 2016

I only know about four songs...

Noor · Jul 9, 2016

GimpyIntellect said:
I'm 24 hours in thus far, boys.

Feeling absolutely great.

Safe and secure.

Totally isolated.

Tried to give myself a haircut, ended up ripping off part of my ear. Needed stitches, but refused to go to the ER. Too scared.

Tape it or try superglue.

4est_4est_Gump · Jul 9, 2016

Superglue works well.

Trust me on this one although I have had to stitch myself up during a competition...

GimpyIntellect · Jul 18, 2016

Total isolation going on over a week now.

The absolute best decision I've ever made.

I haven't been shot at once, nor has a truck attempted to run me down.

No worries about the sun infecting me with some pesky skin cancer, too.

I AM WINNING AT LIFE.

4est_4est_Gump · Jul 18, 2016

A Russian Satellite could drop out of the sky at any time and obliterate your house...

GimpyIntellect · Jul 18, 2016

4est_4est_Gump said:
A Russian Satellite could drop out of the sky at any time and obliterate your house...

I'm all about raising my chances for survival.

Russian satellites are going to kill me whether I'm out or not.

4est_4est_Gump · Jul 18, 2016

lol...

Antryg_Windrose · Apr 25, 2018

Are you out yet?

I'm not leaving the house until after the election.

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