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Draco interdum Vincit
- Joined
- Aug 18, 2007
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and, the new girlfriend's arms are warm and cozy.
I put in bottle of 15 blue pills.
Ah - the Penicillin has arrived
I put in a glass of bedside teeth.
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and, the new girlfriend's arms are warm and cozy.
I put in bottle of 15 blue pills.
Ah - the Penicillin has arrived
I put in a glass of bedside teeth.
and you get a very crunchy rum n' coke.
I put in a a Mardi Gras parade in Rio !
and you go broke buying beads to hand out to the cute girls who show you their wares.
I put in a lottery ticket and wish you luck in acquiring more cash to fund your Brazilian interests...
but a brazilian only costs $35 down the street !!!
I put in a man-zilian.
and I am reminded of the scene in the 40 year old Virgin... "Kelly Clarkson!" lol
I put in a vat of soothing aloe for you to dive into, just in case...
and you get Luke Skywalker in a vat of medical gel.
I put in a genetic lab, for making multiple understudies for yule Brenner's The King and I
but someone has turned off the electricity.
I put in a working radiator.
and you get an unemployed alcoholic radiator that likes to blame everything on the government.
I put in an information sheet on 2011 marginal tax rates.
and you find that your 2011 income was "marginal."
I put in an erotic suggestion with attached phone number as a marginal notation in a library book...
and, you get a picture of Bab's house and phone number
I put in a big grin from the guy on the second floor.
but it is not "Uncle Charles" as you imagined or hoped.
I put in a conciliatory ice cream
and it comes back a combative milkshake.
I put in a Bailey's Sundae for Babs...
but she's late and it all melts. . . . .
I put in a plastic (advertising) version for appearances.
and it looks as phony as a blow-up doll.
I put in a lunch date with Babs...
and, we meet on the beach for a cocktail.
I put in a meyer lemon.
and you get a call from the FDA regarding complaints about genetically modified foods.
I put in an ant eater crossed with a giraffe.
and you get an aardvark that has no trouble with the 30-foot high termite mounds.
I put in a romantic cruise to the island of Dr. Moreau...
and you get a book by the same name, except it's spelled: The Prophet
I put in a copy of the New Testament, hollowed out, and with a mickey of Wild Turkey concealed inside for those longer sermons.
disguised as suitably religious liquid (like Communion wine).
I put in a 3-seat leather sofa.
but at WallMart, the same sofa is called a 2-seat leather sofa.
I put in a WallMart door greeter, in a sequinned evening gown and elbow length black satin gloves.
and hobnail boots
I put in a spare pair of laces for the boots
but your 'laces' are actually electrical 'zap straps'.
I put in a corn maze.
and the "children"come rushing from the corn maze to greet you!
I put in a bloody scythe
And, it takes out the bleedy heart that finally grew in my yard.
I put in house plant called purple passion.