ThatsTheGuy
Literotica Guru
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- Apr 7, 2018
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Shouldn't you eat something?
A Ruben sandwich? You're charmed. I'm sure.
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Shouldn't you eat something?
Hey, any kind of pretty flower people suck. I say screw 'em everywhere!
A return trip to the sixties, though not a pleasant one.
Are we taking LSD or . . . ?
Only when I've antacid.
C'mon! Fracking fluids are just water with a few additives!
Sorry, you can't hump Clem here.
Is this a corn friendly site or not?
Yes, but no gropes allowed.
Get into my bum! Plow!!!
I'm building a tire swing for my kids and yours neighbor, thanks for the help.
Nope, I'm going to need you to put your spire back into my dear Jackie's ass!
With pleasure, friend; I've always coveted your car
Okay great so we have a deal, you get my car out of the impound lot and I'll get your mother out of the house. Yeah!
Okay, hurt me please, slap me.
No, you convent escapee!
How did you know I considered cumming on a nun? I never told anyone!
I guess once you have eaten a face, you can laugh about everything.
Who likes the human race?
Well, you are an asshole!
Yes, I am licking assholes!!
If you cum, do it in the washroom, please.
Joe, your axolotl cake is good, but it's not horned toad good!
Wow, I didn't know you were into authentic Aztec cuisine!
Recently beaten tarts have always been my favorite fad.