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"Who wants a mustache ride"?
What's He or She Saying?
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"Who wants a mustache ride"?
Girly_girl
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"Let me get this straight, you want to put that where?"
Girly_girl
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"What do you mean you don't like my haircut?I paid over $200 and it took my stylist 3 hours."
dale124
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"What do you mean you don't like my haircut?I paid over $200 and it took my stylist 3 hours."
He doubted her "Christmas Tree" hairstyle was going to catch on. Especially after an ornament poked him in the eye when she spun around to show it off.
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"Let me get this straight, you want to put that where?"
You're taking waaaaaay too long to put a shine on my shoe. Perhaps you should dip your tongue into the polish and start over.
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Oh my.......I've never seen one that big before
Oh! So THAT'S why they call him the "Big Bad Wolf"! WOOF!
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Harder.
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islandjoe2
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Watch me take this whole thing.
ydahecnot
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Watch me take this whole thing.
SexyAlison....revealed.
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islandjoe2
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Whoa.....Alison is indeed sexy.
LizVegas79
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This one's not too hard to figure out LOL :
"Oh my fucking ... God dammit!!!"
(never believe a guy when he promises not to get any in your hair! lol)
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ashik09
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This one's not too hard to figure out LOL :
"Oh my fucking ... God dammit! Wow!"
(never believe a guy when he promises not to get any in your hair! lol)
Hopefully he'll do the gentlemanly thing and offer to clean it up.
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Or maybe one of her friends will
Perhaps. Just so long as she comes through this with her hair glossy and shiny.
LizVegas79
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Perhaps. Just so long as she comes through this with her hair glossy and shiny.
Well from the amount of affection he just showed her I'd say that's pretty much guaranteed!
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"Stop apologizing, sweetie. My husband's just a pervert. It's my fault I told him he could watch."
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"Stop apologizing, sweetie. My husband's just a pervert. It's my fault I told him he could watch."
Awesome
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"I hired you to babysit my children. Not watch my husband take a shower you fucking little slut. Got it?"
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Girly_girl
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"You expect me to be seen in public with you, dressed like that?"
LizVegas79
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"You expect me to be seen in public with you, dressed like that?"
LOL
"I'm soooo not going if you're just wearing jeans and a stupid t-shirt!"
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"No, I just went to the grocery store like I said. That's all. Why?"
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Girly_girl
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"No, I just went to the grocery store like I said. That's all. Why?"
"Why are you looking at me like that for?" Do I have something on my face or something?"
Matt_Next_Door
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"No, I just went to the grocery store like I said. That's all. Why?"
Your brother told me to be sure to tell you hi!
LizVegas79
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"Yeah that was my old boyfriend. He was just dropping off my mail. Why do you always accuse me of still being in love with him? We're just friends, I swear."
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