dangersexqueen
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Are you feeling better?
Worse, my temp is up and I am hurting all over. Bed now with some assorted pills and potions. Xxx
Douchebag said:Recently, before and during sex, my sexy gal has been getting really turned on by the thought of sharing my cum. Whether by kissing me after giving me a blowjob or even telling me to lick my cum off of her body. She just loves the idea of me licking my cum from her breasts or pussy.
However, so far, I end up losing interest once I cum. This has happened a few times now, regardless of how horny I am. So, I am trying to somehow get used to the taste of my own cum and thought practicing might help me follow through the next time she asks.
Perhaps, having you help me explore this kink will result in me tasting some after I cum. For instance, by following your detailed instructions and letting you hear and/or watch me masturbate then have we taste the results. However, you desire I do so, I will follow your exact instructions and finally follow through with tasting myself. Even writing this is getting me quite turned on and hard here now.
Possibly, something like what is show in this video would work?
http://xhamster.com/movies/1625708/c...i_amp_cei.html
My Yahoo IM is: douchebag
blulilacgrl said:Okay here are my instructions. Are you paying attention?
I want you to first slather yourself in honey, head to toe. (this will help you as you begin to learn to taste yourself).
Second I want you to find the biggest dildo/vibrator you can. One that you can barely wrap your hand around. Shove it up your ass and fuck yourself til you cum.
Then go ahead and taste yourself. Oh and lick the dildo afterwards, that's the good stuff!
Douchebag said:I can assure you I am not some loser. Actually, I am a hot sexy man. This just happens to be a fetish of mine. I also have photos prove my looks as well as a Webcam on my IPad.
blulilacgrl said:Oh I don't think you are a loser. I think you are an asshat douchebag. And sadly that is not one of my fetishes.
Okay. I had to post this exchange.
Okay. I had to post this exchange.
Douchebag said:All the above is here. I am sure one of the toys I bought my gal would work. But a woman is going to have to,talk me through it if I am going too follow through.
blulilacgrl said:I just gave you instructions. You don't listen very well, do you?
Oh and btw English professor... it's to not too.
Douchebag said:Well dear, as said, I am not doing this on my own. I also happen to be typing on an iPad which does sometimes autocorrect.
Aww.. Then I am certainly glad that I did not reply to him.. LOL... Your response to him is a keeper though!! That is awesome!!!
Slather yourself in honey!!! LOL
i would love to get instructions like those
Oh isn't he just a real Romeo!
Yay, instead of working things thru with his "gal" find some randome female poster on lit (I think of you as waaay more than random xx) and try to impose your failings on her....genius!
Boy you can tell I feel crappy, my snark rating goes up and up!
I share my secrets all the time Just that I don't make an Asshat about it.
And when someone asks you if you want a fist sandwich, don't mistake it for a fish sandwich. They're not the same, trust me on this.
Now you have me wondering about the online one. Hahaha
I don't have a problem with creeper/asshat-shaming.i say it's time to start shaming the worst offenders and listing them by username along with a synopsis of their craptacular submissions.