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He loved to lick raspberry nips
But on weekends preferred chocolate chips
 
He loved to lick raspberry nips
But on weekends preferred chocolate chips
And once ev'ry year
 
He loved to lick raspberry nips
But on weekends preferred chocolate chips
And once ev'ry year
She'd step up a gear
 
He loved to lick raspberry nips
But on weekends preferred chocolate chips
And once ev'ry year
She'd step up a gear
And fellate asparagus tips! :p
 
Her tongue was built for great rimming
But he hadn't kept up with his trimming
 
Her tongue was built for great rimming
But he hadn't kept up with his trimming
She gagged on a hair
 
Her tongue was built for great rimming
But he hadn't kept up with his trimming
She gagged on a hair
It was filthy back there:mad:
 
Her tongue was built for great rimming
But he hadn't kept up with his trimming
She gagged on a hair
It was filthy back there:mad:
On hygiene he'd clearly been skimming
 
You need to keep your butt clean
No 'bats in the cave' I mean
No toad in the hole
 
You need to keep your butt clean
No 'bats in the cave' I mean
No toad in the hole
No big lumps of "coal"
 
You need to keep your butt clean
No 'bats in the cave' I mean
No toad in the hole
No big lumps of "coal"
She'll lick it if it is pristine
 
She gave him a bad case of crabs
He scratched 'til he was full of scabs :eek:
The alcohol wipes
 
She gave him a bad case of crabs
He scratched 'til he was full of scabs :eek:
The alcohol wipes
Just made him yell "Yipes!"
 
She gave him a bad case of crabs
He scratched 'til he was full of scabs :eek:
The alcohol wipes
Just made him yell "Yipes!"
And his junk was not looking fabs
 
She hoped that he was a grower
Her hopes couldn't sink any lower
But she was surprised
 
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