Mercury_Maniac
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it's like you're in my head... that's my dream.
Must have been when he was giving that address in Gettysburg.
You will be the first one I think about.
Actually i think it was in an email
Actually i think it was in an email
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sks43
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Mercury_Maniac
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Was it AOL? you've got mail
explains why it took so long for him to be able to send it via crappy dial-up
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sks43
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explains why it took so long for him to be able to send it via crappy dial-up
Now I'm hearing the dial-up modem sounds.
Wonder if this 85+ year old guy still uses dial-up?
Eyereadtoo
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Now I'm hearing the dial-up modem sounds.
Wonder if this 85+ year old guy still uses dial-up?
Rotary dial-up, yes.
mickyp123
JBQ's Dragon. (Always)
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That's an aroused nipple
Oh no it's not, it's a micro transmitter implant deigned to fuck up pacemakers
dearc
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68 year old with pocket change, is that close enough ?
Devlishone4fun
I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
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cumbtwntits
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I just want to bump this thread. I admire your honesty.
writerperson
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I'll be happy to be your sugar daddy. PM me your bank account details, passwords, security answers and billing address and I'll wire the money directly. Also, don't check your accounts for a few days.
DarkSimian
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I'm not 85 yet, but I would love to be your sugar daddy....let me know the details, so I can give you have of everthing I own
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sks43
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Lol well thank you.
I'll take a sugar momma as well.I'm not 85 and barely clinging to life nor am I a daddy, but this is one of my favorite personals I've read.
If you're named after a gun, even better!
Are you the one that has been sending me emails?!
So, I get half without marrying you? Awesome!
DarkSimian
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Lol well thank you.
I'll take a sugar momma as well.
Are you the one that has been sending me emails?!
So, I get half without marrying you? Awesome!
no, you don't have to marry me....just fuck me once a week
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sks43
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no, you don't have to marry me....just fuck me once a week
Is that how many times married people have sex?
DarkSimian
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Makitsu_Trinity
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I am sorry.... This whole thread disgusts me.... Just being honest.
Disgusts you? Seriously?
These narrow minded posts just sicken me to no end . . . .
Just MY opinion.
tnman03
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It's sardonic humor, pure and simple, which has always been part of the nature of erotic literature. If you want to be sickened go out in RL and watch this stuff actually happening on a very regular basis.
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Aww thanks guys... it's fine. My humor isn't for everyone.
Now back to the search!
Now back to the search!
DarkSimian
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well, i guess I'm not old enough....I tried
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tnman03
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Hey! We can do a full F/X on you with a really good dummy bank account, flash roll and just the right mix of tasteless out of date clothing. It'll take he long enough to figure it out you get a foot in the door. After that your on your own. Woe her, romance her, win her heart and watch her smile as she crushed yours.
Besides, I hear she's pretty handy with Russian rifles...
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