Joe_Bob_Gautama
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You mean, I have to resist the urge to shout "Motherfucker!" to avoid dosing off during the service?
But don't you think God would chuckle?
Misquote the Person Above You {2016}
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But don't you think God would chuckle?
MagicaPractica
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Oh, he does, he said so. . . every time I make a plan.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Well, each is dead on the other's terms, but that's one thing they may have agreed upon.
MagicaPractica
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Serve them right away; always whiners!
Then, shouldn't they be served last?
loquere
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That's racist!
Tio_Narratore
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It's supposed to be. This is a smut site,
MagicaPractica
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*coughcough* But I'm sick today.
MagicaPractica
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*sigh* But I said I'm sorry!
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LizVegas79
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Me first!
Guys who aren't into sloppy seconds rarely get invited to the next orgy.
MagicaPractica
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"Allah loves wondrous variety."Is that what they wear when they do a Can-Can?
MagicaPractica
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Is that . ..um, the usual kind or the ...?
loquere
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My father was a centaur.
LizVegas79
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Some resumes don't seem to fit the person sitting across from you.
MagicaPractica
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What? I swear, I was Chuck Norris' physical trainer for three years!
loquere
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Pictures or it didn't happen.
LizVegas79
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MagicaPractica
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I want pictures!
Pictures can be faked.
LizVegas79
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Guys can't fake orgasms like women can - can they?!!
subtle_Dom
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I don't know, but I would certainly be up for the challenge.
MagicaPractica
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What? Wait! There was no challenge!
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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I'm pretty sure no woman has ever wanted to hear me grunt or see my O face bad enough to make faking it worthwhile.
LizVegas79
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If I'm pretty when I bite my lower lip and stare up at you breathlessly, then maybe you are too.
MagicaPractica
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Agreed, one of the best parts of sex is when a guy loses his composure and comes.
LizVegas79
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Any night you have to say, "Jesus honey! What's gotten into you?" is destined to be a great night.
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