How Deep (Inches) Is Your Pussy?

sweetalabama said:

Exactly....the crazy thing is, I um, was listening to a radio station that I forget exists, yet I love it and they said blah blah blah, be caller such & such and you win blah blah blah. So I called & was caller 38 and then kept calling for like five minutes.
Well, um, I won a CD and the chance for a kick ass prize. The dj was so pissed that I had no idea what I had won. He tortured me for like 15 minutes.
I know that you don't give a shit, but I had to tell somebody. I finally win something and do it like a dumbshit.

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mirrors2 said:

<laugh> ...well, that is pretty funny. I usually avoid calling radio stations, cause I'm afraid I'll blurt out something stupid, or massively offensive.

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sweetalabama said:

I used to call in all the time to talk shows, but none of the ones I like are on when I can call. I always said something offensive and it always went over well.

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mirrors2 said:

Hm. I'll have to work on a story about how ground-up puppies could potentially replace fossil fuels, mebbe...

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sweetalabama said:

Nice. It even sounds plausible.....

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mirrors2 said:

Puppies, and hemp. To please the most liberal of the critics..

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sweetalabama said:

Hemp rules.

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mirrors2 said:

You can buy hemp tampons.

This frightens me.

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sweetalabama said:

Sweet....hemp in my hooha...

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mirrors2 said:

You know, I can't read the word 'hooha' without imagining Pacino saying it..

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sweetalabama said:

Well, now I won't be able to say it without that image.

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mirrors2 said:

(sorry)

Just try not to imagine his voice echoing up from below you...

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Macdaddy23 said:

Sexy av alabama

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