Curious_in_Cali
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summer
cold
*HONK*
*(in honor of this thread) leaves you tepid and bland chickenesque soup, stale and partially crumpled saltines, and a smooshed box of tissues.
Be as boring as possible.
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*(in honor of this thread) leaves you tepid and bland chickenesque soup, stale and partially crumpled saltines, and a smooshed box of tissues.
Sweetdaisymae
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Belly button fluff is usually grey.
Why?
My clothes aren't.
Why?
My clothes aren't.
Oubliette123
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Waiting for the hours to pass before I go back home tomorrow. long, lonely, dreadful boring hours.
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Curious_in_Cali
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Eh, pretty good, you?
Curious_in_Cali
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What kind of bus? Like a yellow school bus? Or more of a public transportation bus with marketing of some sort painted on the side?
Curious_in_Cali
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Neat.
DeepGreenEyes
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Six unsalted pretzels.
Curious_in_Cali
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Empty snack bag where cheese flavored chips once lived.
gypsy*seer
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A dead partridge in my pear tree.
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At the small gallery near my place, one of the recent exhibitions involved taxidermy birds.
One of them was an upside down pigeon on top a small cuckoo clock..
So a dead partridge in a pear tree would have fit right in and not been boring at all.
DeepGreenEyes
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An off-beige sparrow on a patch of cracked concrete.
Also, celery.
Also, celery.
knot_sweet
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Can't even find celery boring.
Every time I eat it, I'm constantly thinking "negative calorie food...cool"
It just occurred to me I'm a very dull person.
Oh well.
DeepGreenEyes
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Celery with generic peanut butter.
knot_sweet
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Yeah, but even generic peanut butter is tasty.
And then there's the whole dichotomy of negative calorie food meets extra calorie food.
A whole dietary conundrum in your mouth in one bite.
Do the calories it takes to burn the celery negate the calories from the peanut butter?
I would have thought it depended on how much peanut butter you put on it, but maybe it also depends on what kind of peanut butter you use.
DeepGreenEyes
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Caloric celery with spreadable woodpulp paste.
DeepGreenEyes
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Wet cardboard.
