That's what you get for having Master Misty dreams.
When Master Amy shows up in my dreams, I kick her ass and make her do house work in a dress and heels, so she pretty much stays away!
Yes. So it's not a queer thing. Stop picking on Amy about not feeling it. She's probably well-adjusted.
*snerk* i love my misty dreams
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and in response to amy in a business suit, a woman in a business suit is such a turn on.
Welcome, fellow queer mommy and early bird!
I actually LIKE getting up early. I get some "quiet time" to write, I'm WAY into cooking so I always make my family a nice breakfast (Just finished baking some yummy assed tarts filled with strawberries and cream cheese this morning that came out super flaky).
I also NEVER flirt *snerk*... that is if you don't count an occassional request for a neked picture or two (or count me telling people they have a nice tat, ass, boobs, face, etc and that I'd like to screw them silly).
As for rain making me horny??? How the hell would I know.. I live in Cali and it only rains two or three time a year. Sprinkles don't have the same effect I guess. But now that you mention it they run every night and I'm horny every night...
Straightness has nothing to do with good writing. At least I don't think so it may since I think my stories are horrible, which is an opinion of one since most of them got that red H, or half I forget.
Don't hate me but I can tell you with out a single doubt it is very possible to feel a guy shooting in you. Course the whole feeling part is something of a misnomer, for the most part you feel warmer and wetter. I know makes no sense but well best way I can think of to describe it. That said though it is still possible to feel it, I do mean feel in the dictionary sense.
This isn't easy, it requires a guy big enough to get up to your cervix, doesn't have to ram it just be up there, and he has to be really excited, I mean more than the normal oh god yeah I'm cumming excited. I'm lucky enough to live with a guy who happens to meat the size requirement,
I so think I totally did not describe that well.
I'm sure Amy loves your poetry, it always goes over better with the loved one it's about than you think.
Okay. If that's what it says in your mind, Betsy.... believe it and be happy. *pats Betsy's head*You realize that you are talking about a chick that married ME. She is completely out of her freakin mind!
She was also a demented psycho stalker bitch who followed me around for like EVER until she go me under her evil demented psycho stalker bitch spell and took away my purity and innocence...
lol Sue, I feel disconnected from the world. When I was young I would spend inordinate amounts of time out in nature mainly because it soothed me. It is close friendships and connection that brings me out of my isolation. I generally do not find this with men, it is like they do not get it. I see myself as a lesbian mainly because of the one significant relationship I have had was with a woman. I find the friendships have more meaning too. Also I owe my lesbian friends my life, without their support I would not have made it.
Now about Misty's shorts....... I missed them somehow lol
I need some really good french cuisine...*nods*
Don't mind me, I am in the process of jump starting my brain for a small bit of perviness and have to write things down that have nothing to do with what I want to write so that my brian does not die...
*nods*
Sounds great besides the escargot, keep the darn snails in the garden thank you very much.
Ok so I'm gonna be totally crazy and say your poem isn't that bad, it's silly but it makes sense and I got where you were going with it. I have to admit I don't do poems because I'm a bit like your Amy.
Well that and I am horrible at tenses and stuff, I'd drive snoopy into the loony bin if I tried.
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*waving hello*
I followed Bets over from AH, and it looks like i already know most of the people I'm seeing here! Hi Luna! Long time no see!
I'll take any escargot that emap isn't having...
(teaches the bitch to pay attention to what she's eating... )
Jimmy Dean sausage???
(that's really not a valid excuse cuz so am I )
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Dark charcoal gray with pin stripes, white silk shirt, red tie and braces... meow!
(till you run you hand up her leg and make her pants leg pull up... and see that she is wearing her rainbow socks with the individual toes... MUAHAHAHAHA!)
*discreetly moves DPs hand from my head to my boob as I say...*
Fascinating... please, tell me more... take your time... I have LOTS of questions...
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Sorry I missed this before, Gia... You've never seen the picture of Misty's butt in those shorts that look like they were sewn from a set of old victorian era drapes? MUAHAHAHA! Maybe if we ask "please," we can convince Grace to post it again!
('Course we could also start with the Misty / DampPanties butt poetry again too!)
