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A farmer buys a rooster in the morning. Right at home the rooster starts fucking one hen after another, the whole flock of 30 hens. The farmer is very impressed. After lunch he sees how the rooster makes a second run for all the hens. Then for the ducks. Then for the geese. The next day the farmer sees the rooster dead on the ground, vultures already circling above the corpse.
"Dude, I'm really not surprised that this happened.", says the farmer to the rooster.
The rooster opens an eye and goes:"Pssst...they are about to land."
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Mine called just as I was settling in for a post coital nap
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Whew. Purchase completed. Father's Day gift-panic avoided.
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One is a cupcake and the other is a fruitcake?
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I was thinking of asking J for this for my upcoming landmark birthday. A girl can never have too many toys!
Too over the top?
Is it gold?
Is it silicone?
Shouldn't it have diamonds, too?
What if I prefer silver?
Or does it come in rose gold, too?
OMG the questions this raises!
What do you think?
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Well it certainly is here! 86F with 85% humidity.
A friend in ME was trying to get yard work done but "this heat is just killing me" I made appropriate sympathetic noises and the subject changed. Later I checked to see what she was complaining about...PUSSY!
The high temp yesterday for her was 76F.
cfuhrer
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The job was in the classifieds published on the seventh.
I found it over the weekend.
I applied yesterday.
Got told today they had already selected from a "very large pool of qualified applicants".
And it was published again today!
W.T.F!
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Sounds like a rotating position. No one wants it for more than a day or so or they absolutely hated the person they hired....failed a drug test maybe?
cfuhrer
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Either way I'm kind of re-thinking my interest.
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cfuhrer
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Oh no! (hugs)
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*Hugs*
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Great big hugs, Bunny! It always seems to happen when you least expect it.
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It's good you still have a heart. I'm sorry it hurts.
Oh bunny, bunny.
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