Old 09-27-2006, 05:13 PM   #251
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Well I sincerely hope that if you're trying to buy me in installments you just take small portions at a time, pulling myself together in large portions is sapping my strength!!


I couldnt afford you hun, small portions or not!
 

Old 09-27-2006, 05:16 PM   #252
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Well far be it from me to get in your Masters bad books because I posted my previous post before you posted your last!!


Now it may be because i worked 10 hours today, it may be cause i am half way through a glass of wine but i am now soooooooooo confussed lol!



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Old 09-27-2006, 05:25 PM   #253
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Now it may be because i worked 10 hours today, it may be cause i am half way through a glass of wine but i am now soooooooooo confussed lol!



I can tell how confused you are by the way you spell "confused!"


Dunno about working 10 hours, I started about 8.30 and am still going strong!


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Old 09-27-2006, 05:33 PM   #254
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I can tell how confused you are by the way you spell "confused!"


Dunno about working 10 hours, I started about 8.30 and am still going strong!




You get paid for visiting lit?????? i MUST be doing something wrong lol


I meant it was 10 hours at work....then came home to more with house stuff (which is still happening cause the washing machine is on and the stuff will need hanging out soon)...it rarely ends here *sigh*



 

Old 09-27-2006, 06:04 PM   #255
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Old 09-27-2006, 06:13 PM   #256
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I'm here !!

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Old 09-27-2006, 07:41 PM   #257
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In my opinion its not the size that counts....its what you do with it that matter
You never met my ex husband, if you did you would realise that some men out there have no size and even less ability

LOL

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Old 09-27-2006, 07:53 PM   #259
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You never met my ex husband, if you did you would realise that some men out there have no size and even less ability

LOL

Oh I love being cruel sometimes, especially when it comes to ex husbands


Ooooo dont get me started on ex's


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Oh I think that two.

That why I have two of them, so I don't get bored just bitching about one!

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Hi all, know its late but I'm comfortably pissed and thought I'd check in. Bet you're tucked up safe in bed by now.
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Old 09-28-2006, 03:58 AM   #262
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Morning all.....hope the hangover isnt to bad this morning Velvet!


 

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Morning all.....hope the hangover isnt to bad this morning Velvet!



Emes, tell me who is this guy "all" you keep saying hello to?

Velvet, Hangover????

she is ok til she gets blood contaminating her alcohol system, aint that right sweetie Hic, actually she was ok otherwise she would have said she was pisshed, instead of pissed, and "comfortably, means no more than two bottles

she's lovely really

Have a good day Emes, and "All"

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Emes, tell me who is this guy "all" you keep saying hello to?

Velvet, Hangover????

she is ok til she gets blood contaminating her alcohol system, aint that right sweetie Hic, actually she was ok otherwise she would have said she was pisshed, instead of pissed, and "comfortably, means no more than two bottles

she's lovely really

Have a good day Emes, and "All"


Who says "all" is a guy?????
 

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Who says "all" is a guy?????

i said that cos if i started thinking it was another girl i would go to work with my mind on the wrong thing lol G ON G works every time for me, hell i would even wear a skirt for that lol off for a shower
 

Old 09-28-2006, 06:08 AM   #266
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i said that cos if i started thinking it was another girl i would go to work with my mind on the wrong thing lol G ON G works every time for me, hell i would even wear a skirt for that lol off for a shower


Heehee...well lets just say that "all" covers both male and female.......

A dragon in a skirt??? now that would be a sight to see lol
 

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Old 09-28-2006, 04:34 PM   #268
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Well Ah, like females!

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Nothing wrong with liking both



hi BS....hows you hun??
 

Old 09-28-2006, 05:20 PM   #271
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hi BS....hows you hun??

I can't disagree with that, I just don't is all!

I'm not so bad Emes, how about you?


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I can't disagree with that, I just don't is all!

I'm not so bad Emes, how about you?



I'm fine thank you.....looking forward to this time tomorrow when i will be with Master

Have you anything planned for the weekend?

 

Old 09-29-2006, 03:35 AM   #273
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Happy Friday Kinksters

Just to beat Emes, nearly the weekend

nearly

its ..............................Tomorrow


Morning Velvet and everyone, have a great day
 

Old 09-29-2006, 03:59 AM   #274
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Happy Friday Kinksters

Just to beat Emes, nearly the weekend

nearly

its ..............................Tomorrow


Morning Velvet and everyone, have a great day


Oooooo...did someone say 'beat'???

My weeekend starts this evening.....and wont be about much at the weekend

Hope you all have a good day


 

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