Old 12-04-2012, 04:51 PM   #249976
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Have you ever noticed that I never respond to you, despite your near constant humping of my leg?

It's not because I have you on ignore, rather it's because you are possibly the creepiest poster here. You are shagly, thirty, and ivantheterrible all rolled into one creepy old dude.
I'm a lot of things but never been called creepy before
 

Old 12-04-2012, 04:54 PM   #249977
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:04 PM   #249978
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Have you ever noticed that I never respond to you, despite your near constant humping of my leg?

It's not because I have you on ignore, rather it's because you are possibly the creepiest poster here. You are shagly, thirty, and ivantheterrible all rolled into one creepy old dude.
C'mon now. He's nowhere near as creepy as GC. :kegles:
 

Old 12-04-2012, 05:08 PM   #249979
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Be very cautious who you call creepy. Your past isn't so stellar.
 

Old 12-04-2012, 05:15 PM   #249980
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Be very cautious who you call creepy. Your past isn't so stellar.
Can I smell your hair?
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:16 PM   #249981
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Can I smell your hair?
Sure ... but any reason why?
 

Old 12-04-2012, 05:19 PM   #249982
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Sure ... but any reason why?
I was being creepy!
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:22 PM   #249983
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I was being creepy!
Lol, this is Lit. You have to really be obnoxious for me to call you creepy.
 

Old 12-04-2012, 05:24 PM   #249984
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:27 PM   #249985
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What ever happened to that man laying on the street in front of the Literotica Deli & Cafe?

 

Old 12-04-2012, 05:28 PM   #249986
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Bielema to Arkansas.

Fuck you ya ungrateful bastard. You'll be fired from there in three years. Enjoy unemployment.

Whew. I feel better.

Now, can we get Alvarez back for the Rose Bowl and then hire Paul Chryst?
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:30 PM   #249987
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Bielema to Arkansas.

Fuck you ya ungrateful bastard. You'll be fired from there in three years. Enjoy unemployment.

Whew. I feel better.

Now, can we get Alvarez back for the Rose Bowl and then hire Paul Chryst?
No honey, you can't...

 

Old 12-04-2012, 05:53 PM   #249988
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Drats! I missed it.

I was hoping that it would bring me good luck.
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Old 12-04-2012, 05:54 PM   #249989
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:13 PM   #249990
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All better.
 

Old 12-04-2012, 06:28 PM   #249991
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Nope.

Still no handprint.
 

Old 12-04-2012, 07:06 PM   #249995
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nope. i have pizza.

Looking for a friend, looking everywhere
Walked along the boulevard, the boulevard of friends
All those mild mannered friends I've got
They're careless and they fall down
All over the place, all over town
I don't want them talking to me

'Cause I'm leaving it, leaving it, leaving it up to you
Have to leave it, leave it, leave it up to you

All the buildings are breaking down
Like the whispering in your heart
And it's sordid how life goes on
When I could take you apart
And if you give me half a chance
I'd do it now, I'd do it now, right now, you fascist
I know we could all feel safe like Sharon Tate
We could give it all up, we could give, give, give it all up
And the newspapers, oh the newspapers
They'd be listening, listening to me giving it to you
And the radio, what about the radios?
They'd be listening to me giving it to you

Right mama, damn right mama

I hear hissing, I hear hissing in the distance
I hear the tanks crawling
They're crawling over the hill, they're crawling over the hill
Like rattlesnakes in the desert sun
They're blistering up my spell, they're blistering it up
They're breaking it up, they're breaking up my spell
And what else is there, what else have I got?
What else have I got but that spell?

Ah, leaving it, leaving it, I'm leaving it up to you
Leaving it, leaving it, leaving it up to you
Leaving it, leaving it, leaving it in the cloakroom for you

I've got to give it up, I've got to give it up, give it up
Up, up, give it up

I can't take it
 

Old 12-04-2012, 07:07 PM   #249996
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Old 12-04-2012, 07:16 PM   #249997
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Old 12-04-2012, 07:24 PM   #249998
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Did any of you cunts even notice that this is the 10,000th page of this thread?

We should have a party.
 

Old 12-04-2012, 07:35 PM   #249999
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It could have been worse.

A bomb might have blown up the world.

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Old 12-04-2012, 07:36 PM   #250000
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