Old 06-29-2017, 07:16 PM   #1
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I just want to bombarded with cock. Is that such a bad thing honestly? I am always thinking about sex and I look at every man I see trying to envision what his cock looks like.
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:21 PM   #2
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Better grab an umbrella because there is a storm of dicks about to head your way.

Your poor inbox...smh.

*looks up at the sky*

*better take shelter...this is gonna be a big one*
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:23 PM   #3
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Better grab an umbrella because there is a storm of dicks about to head your way.

Your poor inbox...smh.

*looks up at the sky*

*better take shelter...this is gonna be a big one*
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:28 PM   #4
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I like to think I am a bit more discerning in my cock dissemination ....
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:29 PM   #5
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The Great Cock Storm of 2017. Remember where you were so yoi can tell your grandkids.
Aye. Twas late June, headed toward evening hours, when a virgin lit member posted about their desire to be bombarded with dicks. From all across the lands, cock pics heard the call and gathered, forming the dick storm of the century...all racing to one pm inbox.
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:32 PM   #6
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Aye. Twas late June, headed toward evening hours, when a virgin lit member posted about their desire to be bombarded with dicks. From all across the lands, cock pics heard the call and gathered, forming the dick storm of the century...all racing to one pm inbox.
That's hilarious! She's so naive.
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:36 PM   #7
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That's hilarious! She's so naive.
OR..she is really a guy unsatisfied with his own dick and looking for a better one to put on his ALT AV
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:37 PM   #8
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Terre,

Hope you know I'm just teasing you. I too am a connoisseur of fine cock pics. Just be careful what you wish for around here...because you will most definitely get it. haha



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Old 06-29-2017, 07:38 PM   #9
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OR..she is really a guy unsatisfied with his own dick and looking for a better one to put on his ALT AV
That could be.
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Hope you know I'm just teasing you. I too am a connoisseur of fine cock pics. Just be careful what you wish for around here...because you will most definitely get it. haha



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really? You never asked for my cock pic!?
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:41 PM   #11
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really? You never asked for my cock pic!?
Ask? It's been my experience that they just *poof* show up in your inbox at night, completely unsolicited, while you sleep. I thought there was some cock pic fairy that just dropped them randomly through pm. Is that not how it works??

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Ask? It's been my experience that they just *poof* show up in your inbox at night, completely unsolicited, while you sleep. I thought there was some cock pic fairy that just dropped them randomly through pm. Is that not how it works??

A proper cock never shows up uninvited...and only enters your box with your approval
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:46 PM   #13
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Look, you guys. Never doubt or limit a woman who appreciates a good dick....or even a mediocre
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Old 06-29-2017, 07:47 PM   #14
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A proper cock never shows up uninvited...and only enters your box with your approval
Really?! You are blowing my mind here. I've been rating all these cocks every morning and it wasn't required by lit?? I just thought it was in the fine print when I signed up here that I would need to rate 5 dick pics a day to stay a member in good standing.

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one. Any that want to overflow to my PMs please don't hesitate....
I am sensing another cock storm coming on
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I just want to bombarded with cock. Is that such a bad thing honestly? I am always thinking about sex and I look at every man I see trying to envision what his cock looks like.
How many have you gotten so far?
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Aye. Twas late June, headed toward evening hours, when a virgin lit member posted about their desire to be bombarded with dicks. From all across the lands, cock pics heard the call and gathered, forming the dick storm of the century...all racing to one pm inbox.
I totally read this in an old fisherman/pirate voice.
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:27 PM   #18
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How many have you gotten so far?
Did you send yours over to her?
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:48 PM   #20
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*better take shelter...this is gonna be a big one*
LMAO at "this is gonna be a big one"
I think that's what she's hoping?
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Old 06-29-2017, 08:52 PM   #21
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Did you send yours over to her?
ummmm...no did you?
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ummmm...no did you?
I did. I'm so weak-willed. A 'girl' says she wants dicks I just feel compelled to comply
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:04 PM   #23
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I did. I'm so weak-willed. A 'girl' says she wants dicks I just feel compelled to comply
How many have you got?
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Aye. Twas late June, headed toward evening hours, when a virgin lit member posted about their desire to be bombarded with dicks. From all across the lands, cock pics heard the call and gathered, forming the dick storm of the century...all racing to one pm inbox.
Methinks it's likely that it's a he, and he's not such a virgin around these parts . . . .
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Old 06-29-2017, 09:05 PM   #25
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